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|Subject: Funny singles Ad. Thu May 12, 2011 12:10 pm|| |
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (800) 555-1212 and ask for Annie. I’ll be waiting …Scroll Down To See a Picture…
Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.
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|Subject: Re: Funny singles Ad. Thu May 12, 2011 9:28 pm|| |
I knew it's gonna be a dog!!
3D, high speed, feedback, Dolby..Release two or three, when I reach I can go ‘til I hit my peak. Compact steelo, chico, D-Lo, highpost lady...Shorty really wanna be there for me!!