birthday jokes

# When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.


# My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?



# My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.



# It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

Lol like the last one...