Michael Jackson Ultimate Fan Base

Welcome Guest,

If you are not a member of this site then please register and join in the discussion & show what a true MJ fan you are.

Thanks,

MJ Fan Site Admin.
Michael Jackson Ultimate Fan Base

Your daily shot of MJ News & Discussions.

Post-A-Thon competition details to be found in news section, join in to have a chance at winning a prize!

    Funny singles Ad.

    Share
    avatar
    Smooth Criminal
    Admin
    Admin

    Posts : 1071
    Join date : 2009-08-29
    Age : 27
    My Mood : Relaxed
    Location : UK, Middlesbrough

    Funny singles Ad.

    Post by Smooth Criminal on Thu May 12, 2011 5:10 am

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (800) 555-1212 and ask for Annie. I’ll be waiting …









    Scroll Down To See a Picture…














    Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.


    _________________

    If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.
    - Michael Jackson
    avatar
    Billie Jean Beauty Queen
    Admin
    Admin

    Posts : 886
    Join date : 2009-10-26
    Age : 21
    My Mood : On edge
    Location : Paradise City

    Re: Funny singles Ad.

    Post by Billie Jean Beauty Queen on Thu May 12, 2011 2:28 pm

    I knew it's gonna be a dog!! Very Happy


    _________________
    3D, high speed, feedback, Dolby..Release two or three, when I reach I can go ‘til I hit my peak. Compact steelo, chico, D-Lo, highpost lady...Shorty really wanna be there for me!!

      Current date/time is Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:54 am