06 The Way It Often Happens

Adventures in Wonderland Cast
Alice: Elisabeth Harnois
The Mad Hatter: John Robert Hoffman
The March Hare: Reece Holland
The Red Queen: Armelia McQueen
The White Rabbit: Patrick Richwood
Tweedle Dee: Harry Waters Jr.
Tweedle Dum: Robert Barry Fleming
The Caterpillar: Wesley Mann
Voice of the Cheshire Cat: Richard Kuhlman
Voice of the Dormouse: John Lovelady
Walrus: Ken Page
The Duchess: Teri Garr

The Wonka Family
Princess Hattia Wonka: Me
Princess Hattia's mother, Queen Willow Wonka: Terri Irwin
Princess Hattia's father, King Willy Wonka: Johnny Depp

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Ashlyn Wonka: Ashley Tisdale
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Anneliese Wonka: Ashley Tisdale
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Annika Wonka: Ashley Tisdale

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Barbie Wonka: Briana Vega
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Blair Wonka: Briana Vega

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Clara Wonka: Chelsea Myers
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Corinne Wonka: Chelsea Myers
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Courtney Wonka: Chelsea Myers

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Delia Wonka: Daniela Bustamante
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Delina Wonka: Daniela Bustamante

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Edeline Wonka: Emily Osment
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Elina Wonka: Emily Osment
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Erika Wonka: Emily Osment

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Fallon Wonka: Debby Ryan
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Fantasia Wonka: Debby Ryan

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Genevieve Wonka: Demi Lovato
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Guinevere Wonka: Demi Lovato
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Gwendolyn Wonka: Demi Lovato

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Hadley Wonka: Brenda Song
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Harmony Wonka: Brenda Song

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Isla Wonka: Keetin Marchi
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Ivanna Wonka: Keetin Marchi
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Izabella Wonka: Keetin Marchi

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Janessa Wonka: Jenna Jimenez
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Josephina Wonka: Jenna Jimenez

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Kathleen Wonka: Kelsey Schultz
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Kaylee Wonka: Kelsey Schultz
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Kayleena Wonka: Kelsey Schultz

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Lacey Wonka: Lindi Oest
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Liana Wonka: Lindi Oest

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Merliah Wonka: Leslie Powell
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Merlina Wonka: Leslie Powell
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Merline Wonka: Leslie Powell

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Nachine Wonka: Nicole Anderson
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Nature Wonka: Nicole Anderson

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Odetta Wonka: Bridgit Mendler
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Odette Wonka: Bridgit Mendler
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Odina Wonka: Bridgit Mendler

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Peony Wonka: Chelsea Staub
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Perah Wonka: Chelsea Staub

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Quintessa Wonka: Selena Gomez
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Quintesse Wonka: Selena Gomez
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Quintina Wonka: Selena Gomez

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Rapunzel Wonka: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Rosella Wonka: Julianna Rose Mauriello

Chapter 1
A New Royal Family In Wonderland

One day Alice was visiting her friends in Wonderland when she spotted The Red Queen reading the newspaper.
ALICE: Hi, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN (looking up from reading the newspaper): Oh, hi, Alice.
ALICE: So is there any good news in today's newspaper?
THE RED QUEEN: Not yet.
Just then The Red Queen saw a headline that shocked her.
THE RED QUEEN: I don't believe it.
ALICE: What is it your majesty?
THE RED QUEEN (as she hands Alice the newspaper): See for yourself, Alice.
ALICE (as she takes the newspaper and reads the headline): "NEW ROYAL FAMILY TO LIVE IN WONDERLAND!" But your majesty you don't think that they are here to take over your palace do you?
THE RED QUEEN: If so, then they aren't going to get my palace.
ALICE: Does the paper say when they are coming here?
THE RED QUEEN (as she looks at the paper): It says that they are going to arrive in Wonderland tomorrow.
ALICE: Tomorrow!?!
Just then The White Rabbit rolled over to Alice and The Red Queen on his rollerblades.
THE WHITE RABBIT: What's happening tomorrow?
ALICE: There is a new royal family that is coming here to live in Wonderland and they are coming here tomorrow.
THE WHITE RABBIT: You mean that there might be another Queen to give orders.
THE RED QUEEN: I sure hope not. I'm the Queen here in Wonderland and I'm the only one who gives the orders around here.
THE WHITE RABBIT: That's right. We don't need two Queens here to give orders. I mean one is enough.
ALICE: I'm going to go tell Mr. Hatter and Mr. Hare about the new royal family.
THE RED QUEEN: Ok, bye, Alice.
ALICE: Bye, your majesty, bye, Mr. Rabbit.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Bye, Alice.
A few minutes later Alice was at The Mad Hatter's house. When she got there she saw The Hatter and The Hare sitting at the tea table drinking tea with their friend Dormouse.
ALICE: Hi, Mr. Hatter, Mr. Hare, Dormouse.
THE MAD HATTER, THE MARCH HARE & DORMOUSE: Hi, Alice.
THE MAD HATTER: What brings you here?
ALICE: I was wondering if you heard about the news that was in today's newspaper.
THE MARCH HARE: What news?
ALICE (as she hands Hatter the newspaper): Here, Mr. Hatter check for yourself.
So The Mad Hatter took the newspaper from Alice and read the headline she showed him.
THE MAD HATTER (as he takes the newspaper and reads the headline): "NEW ROYAL FAMILY TO LIVE IN WONDERLAND!" Alice, you don't think that they are coming here to replace our Queen do you?
ALICE: No, not at all.
THE MARCH HARE: Does the Queen know about this new royal family coming to Wonderland?
ALICE: Yeah she knows.
THE MAD HATTER: I bet she isn't to happy about this.
ALICE: What makes you say that Mr. Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Well there is a another royal family coming here to Wonderland and who knows what they might do when they get here.
DORMOUSE: When are they going to arrive in Wonderland, Alice?
ALICE: They'll be here tomorrow.
THE MAD HATTER, THE MARCH HARE & DORMOUSE: Tomorrow!?!
Just then The Cheshire Cat popped in.
THE CHESHIRE CAT: Who will be here tomorrow?
ALICE: There's a new royal family coming to live here in Wonderland and according to the newspaper they are arriving tomorrow.
THE CHESHIRE CAT: You don't think that they will replace her majesty do you?
ALICE: Not at all. I'm sure that they are coming here for something different to do.
The rest of the day goes by and now it's the day when the new royal family arrives in Wonderland. The Queen of the royal family named Queen Willow Wonka that just arrived in Wonderland asked the oldest princess named Princess Hattia Wonka where they are at.
WILLOW: Baby girl do you know where we are at?
HATTIA: Well, mother, I do believe where in someplace called Wonderland.
WILLOW: How do you know that?
HATTIA: Maybe it has to do with that sign behind us?
They turned around and saw a sign that said "Wonderland Train Station"
~Meanwhile back at the palace~
THE WHITE RABBIT: Your majesty, I just got word that the royal family will arrived at the Wonderland Train Station in a few hours.
THE RED QUEEN: We should welcome them with a Welcome to Wonderland party.
A couple of hours later the Wonka family arrive at the palace. When they are there they noticed all the Wonderland residents there having a party.
HATTIA: Excuse us, but we're new here and I was wondering why are you having a Welcome to Wonderland party?
THE RED QUEEN: Well there is a royal family coming here to Wonderland so we want to welcome them to Wonderland by throwing them this party.
HATTIA: By the way do you know anything else about this royal family?
THE RED QUEEN: Only that they are coming here to live and that they are arriving today. They should be here by now. What's your name?
HATTIA: I'm Prin-I mean my name is Hattia Wonka.
THE RED QUEEN: I'm The Red Queen aka the Queen of Hearts. Who are the rest of your family?
HATTIA: This is my mother, Willow.
THE RED QUEEN: Nice to meet you.
WILLOW: It's nice to meet you too, your majesty.
HATTHIA: This is my father, Willy.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
WILLY: It's nice to meet you too, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The first set of triplets, Ashlyn, Anneliese and Annika.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
ASHLYN, ANNELIESE & ANNIKA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The first set of twins, Barbie and Blair.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
BARBIE & BLAIR: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The second set of triplets, Clara, Corinne and Courtney.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
CLARA, CORINNE & COURTNEY: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The second set of twins, Delia and Delina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
DELIA AND DELINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The third set of triplets, Edeline, Elina and Erika.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
EDELINE, ELINA & ERIKA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The third set of twins, Fallon and Fantasia.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
FALLON & FANTASIA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fourth set of triplets, Genevieve, Guinevere and Gwendolyn.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
GENEVIEVE, GUINEVERE & GWENDOLYN: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fourth set of twins, Hadley and Harmony.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
HADLEY & HARMONY: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fifth set of triplets, Isla, Ivanna and Izabella.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
ISLA, IVANNA & IZABELLA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fifth set of twins, Janessa and Josephina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
JANESSA & JOSEPHINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The sixth set of triplets, Kathleen, Kaylee and Kayleena.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
KATHLEEN, KAYLEE & KAYLEENA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The sixth set of twins, Lacey and Liana.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
LACEY & LIANA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The seventh set of triplets, Merliah, Merlina and Merline.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
MERLIAH, MERLINA & MERLINE: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The seventh set of twins, Nachine and Nature.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
NACHINE & NATURE: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The eighth set of triplets, Odetta, Odette and Odina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
ODETTA, ODETTE & ODINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The eighth set of twins, Peony and Perah.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
PEONY & PERAH: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The ninth set of triplets, Quintessa, Quintesse and Quintina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
QUINTESSA, QUINTESSE & QUINTINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The ninth set of twins, Rapunzel and Rosella.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
RAPUNZEL & ROSELLA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: So your majesty could you introduce your subjects to us, please?
THE RED QUEEN: Of course. This is The White Rabbit.
HATTIA: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Rabbit.
THE WHITE RABBIT: It's nice to meet you, too.
THE RED QUEEN: This is Alice.
HATTIA: Nice to meet you, Alice.
ALICE: It's nice to meet you, too, Hattia.
THE RED QUEEN: This is Tweedle Dee and his brother Tweedle Dum.
HATTIA: Nice to meet you Tweedles.
TWEEDLE DEE & TWEELDE DUM: Nice to meet you, too.
THE RED QUEEN: This is The March Hare.
HATTIA: It's nice to meet you Mr. Hare.
THE MARCH HARE: Nice to meet you, too.
THE RED QUEEN: This is The Mad Hatter.
When Hattia looked at The Mad Hatter she fell in love with him.
HATTIA: Nice to meet you Mr. Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: Likewise.
THE RED QUEEN: Hatter you could be a little nicer to her.
The Mad Hatter didn't say anything and went home. Hattia just stood there looking at the spot where The Mad Hatter was at.
HATTIA: Excuse me, your majesty, but is The Mad Hatter always like this.
THE RED QUEEN: Not really, no.
HATTIA: I wonder why he's like that today.
THE RED QUEEN: I have no idea.
HATTIA: Maybe someone should ask him.
THE RED QUEEN: That's a great idea.
HATTIA: Who's the one that is going to talk to him?
THE RED QUEEN: The March Hare.
HATTIA: The March Hare?
THE RED QUEEN: That's right. After all Hare is The Mad Hatter's best friend.
HATTIA: Oh ok.
THE RED QUEEN: Hare could you talk to Hatter and ask him what's wrong with him today?
THE MARCH HARE: Why me, your majesty?
THE RED QUEEN: You're his best friend aren't you?
THE MARCH HARE: Well yes of course I am.
THE RED QUEEN: Then go talk to him and see what is wrong with him today.
So The March Hare went to go talk to The Mad Hatter. When The March Hare went to The Mad Hatter's house he saw his best friend sitting at his tea table with a long face.
THE MARCH HARE: What's with the long face Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Well the truth is the Wonka family wasn't who I thought they might be.
THE MARCH HARE: Whatever do you mean?
THE MAD HATTER: I thought that they might be that royal family that we read about in the newspaper yesterday. Also I was hoping to meet a beautiful princess today.
THE MARCH HARE: What about Hattia don't you think she's beautiful?
THE MAD HATTER: Well she is beautiful but she isn't a princess.
THE MARCH HARE: So is that why you weren't nice to her when the Queen introduced you to her?
THE MAD HATTER: That's right.
THE MARCH HARE: By the way Hatter even if Hattia was a princess you couldn't be with her, if you wanted to.
THE MAD HATTER: Why is that Hare?
THE MARCH HARE: Everyone knows that a princess should always marry a prince. And everyone knows that you're not a prince.
THE MAD HATTER: How true that is.
A few minutes later The Mad Hatter and The March Hare were back at the palace, but before they got there The Mad Hatter told The March Hare not to tell anyone what's wrong with him.
THE MAD HATTER: Hare could you do me a favor, please?
THE MARCH HARE: Of course.
THE MAD HATTER: Could you please not tell anyone what we were just talking about?
THE MARCH HARE: You mean about what was wrong with you earlier?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes that's what I mean.
THE MARCH HARE: Why?
THE MAD HATTER: I just don't want anyone finding out just yet. Especially Hattia.
THE MARCH HARE: I promise I won't tell anyone.
THE MAD HATTER: Thank you, Hare.
A few more minutes later The Mad Hatter and The March Hare were back at the palace.
THE RED QUEEN: So Hare what was wrong with Hatter earlier?
THE MARCH HARE: I'm sorry your majesty, I promise Hatter that I wouldn't tell anyone.
THE RED QUEEN: Hatter, I demand you tell me what was wrong with you earlier!
THE MAD HATTER: I'm sorry, your majesty, but I can't.
THE RED QUEEN: And why not?
THE MAD HATTER: I'm just not ready to say why.
THE RED QUEEN: Well will you tell us when you're ready?
THE MAD HATTER: I promise I will.
Later that day Hattia asked The Red Queen where her and her family are going to stay until they can find their own place to stay in Wonderland.
HATTIA: Excuse me, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN: Yes, Hattia.
HATTIA: I was wondering where are my family and I going to stay for the night until we can find our own place to stay?
THE RED QUEEN: I was thinking that you and your family could stay here in my palace for the night.
HATTIA: Thank you, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN: You're welcome, Hattia.
Later that night Hattia was in her bed thinking about why The Mad Hatter wasn't too nice to her, then she drifted off to sleep and started dreaming about The Mad Hatter. The Mad Hatter was wishing Hattia was really a princess. Since he knows that there was suppose to be a royal family coming to Wonderland whom everyone thought didn't show up when they thought they were suppose to. He then drifted off to sleep dreaming about hopefully meeting a beautiful princess.