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The Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Cast
Willy Wonka: Gene Wilder
Charlie Bucket: Peter Ostrum
Mrs. Bucket: Diana Sowle
Grandpa Joe: Jack Albertson
Grandma Josephine: Franziska Liebing
Grandpa George: Ernst Ziegler
Grandma Georgina: Dora Altmann
Mike Teevee: Paris Themmen
Mrs. Teevee: Dodo Denney
Violet Beauregarde: Denise Nickerson
Mr. Sam Beauregarde: Leonard Stone
Veruca Salt: Julie Dawn Cole
Mr. Henry Salt: Roy Kinnear
Henrietta Salt: Pat Coombs
Augustus Gloop: Michael Bollner
Mrs. Gloop: Ursula Reit
Mr. Gloop: Kurt Großkurth
Oompa-Loompa: Rudy Borgstaller
Oompa-Loompa: George Claydon
Oompa-Loompa: Malcolm Dixon
Oompa Loompa: Rusty Goffe
Oompa-Loompa: Ismed Hassan
Oompa-Loompa: Norman McGlen
Oompa-Loompa: Angelo Muscat
Oompa-Loompa: Pepe Poupee
Oompa-Loompa: Marcus Powell
Oompa-Loompa: Albert Wilkinson

The Dunham Family
Willow Dunham, 29 years old: Me
Willow's mother, Terri Dunham: Terri Irwin
Willow's father, Jeff Dunham: Jeff Dunham
Willow's younger sister, Savannah Dunham, 28 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Willow's younger sister, Sequoia Dunham, 28 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Willow's younger sister, Sierra Dunham, 28 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Willow's younger sister, Skye Dunham, 28 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Willow's younger sister, Star Dunham, 28 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Willow's younger sister, Summer Dunham, 28 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Willow's younger sister, Sunny Dunham, 28 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Willow's younger brother, Stone Dunham, 28 years old: David Henrie
Willow's younger brother, Storm Dunham, 28 years old: David Henrie
Willow's younger sister, Breezy Dunham, 27 years old: Selena Gomez
Willow's younger sister, Blossom Dunham, 27 years old: Selena Gomez
Willow's younger sister, Briar Dunham, 27 years old: Selena Gomez
Willow's younger sister, Brook Dunham, 27 years old: Selena Gomez
Willow's younger brother, Branch Dunham, 27 years old: Corbin Bleu
Willow's younger brother, Bud Dunham, 27 years old: Corbin Bleu
Willow's younger brother, Burr Dunham, 27 years old: Corbin Bleu
Willow's younger sister, Rain Dunham, 26 years old: Debby Ryan
Willow's younger sister, Rainbow Dunham, 26 years old: Debby Ryan
Willow's younger brother, Ridge Dunham, 26 years old: Cole Sprouse
Willow's younger brother, River Dunham, 26 years old: Cole Sprouse
Willow's younger brother, Rye Dunham, 26 years old: Dylan Sprouse
Willow's younger brother, Rock Dunham, 26 years old: Dylan Sprouse
Willow's younger sister, Amber Dunham, 25 years old: Ashley Tisdale
Willow's younger sister, Autumn Dunham, 25 years old: Ashley Tisdale
Willow's younger brother, Ash Dunham, 25 years old: Ashley Parker Angel
Willow's younger brother, Canyon Dunham, 24 years old: Doc Shaw
Willow's younger brother, Cliff Dunham, 24 years old: Doc Shaw
Willow's younger brother, Crag Dunham, 24 years old: Doc Shaw
Willow's younger brother, Field Dunham, 23 years old: Joe Jonas
Willow's younger brother, Ford Dunham, 23 years old: Kevin Jonas
Willow's younger brother, Forest Dunham, 23 years old: Nick Jonas
Willow's younger sister, Hailey Dunham, 22 years old: Miley Cyrus
Willow's younger sister, Heather Dunham, 22 years old: Miley Cyrus
Willow's younger brother, Heath Dunham, 22 years old: Jason Earles
Willow's younger sister, Marina Dunham, 21 years old: Emily Osment
Willow's younger brother, Marsh Dunham, 21 years old: Mitchel Musso
Willow's younger brother, Moss Dunham, 21 years old: Mitchel Musso
Willow's younger sister, Terra Dunham, 20 years old: Lindi Oest
Willow's younger sister, Tempest Dunham, 20 years old: Lindi Oest
Willow's younger brother, Throne Dunham, 20 years old: Chris Vanderweir
Willow's younger sister, Delta Dunham, 19 years old: Demi Lovato
Willow's younger brother, Dale Dunham, 19 years old: Sterling Knight
Willow's younger sister, Windy Dunham, 18 years old: Tiffany Thornton
Willow's younger brother, Woody Dunham, 18 years old: Doug Brochu
Willow's younger brother, Eddy Dunham, 17 years old: Brandon Mychal Smith
Willow's younger sister, Gale Dunham, 16 years old: Allisyn Ashley Arm
Willow's younger sister, Ivy Dunham, 15 years old: Noah Cyrus
Willow's younger brother, Lake Dunham, 14 years old: Cody Linley
Willow's younger brother, Oakes Dunham, 13 years old: Frankie Jonas
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Chapter 1
Wonka's Workers

It was a cold day outside and all the Dunham children were on their way to work. The oldest of the Dunham children, Willow Dunham couldn't wait to get to work to see their boss and in fact Willow is the boss's assistant. Where they work at is a chocolate factory but this was no ordinary chocolate factory this was Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. First let's take a look back on their first day at Wonka's Factory.
~Flashback to 5 months ago~
All the Dunham children where in the family room standing in front of their parents Jeff and Terri Dunham from the oldest to the youngest.
TERRI: Ok, kids today is your first day of work. Are you guys ready for your first day of work.
THE DUNHAM KIDS: YEAH!
Willow didn't answer because she wasn't so sure about her first day.
TERRI (noticing that Willow isn't too happy): Baby girl what's wrong? You don't seem to be too happy about your first day of work?
WILLOW: I just don't know if I want to go in to work today.
JEFF: Why is that angel?
WILLOW: I just don't think I want to meet our boss.
TERRI: What do you mean by that?
JEFF: Have you met your boss, yet?
WILLOW: No not yet.
JEFF: Then how do you know that you don't want to meet him.
WILLOW: Well I heard about him from my friends.
TERRI: What did they say about him?
WILLOW: They said that his name is Willy Wonka and that he is eccentric.
JEFF: Is that all that they said about him?
WILLOW: Yeah I'm pretty sure that is all they said about him.
TERRI: And from what your friends said is the reason why do you don't want to meet him?
WILLOW: Yeah.
JEFF: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well what if he doesn't like us?
SAVANNAH: Well like the old saying goes don't judge a book by its cover.
WILLOW: Well I guess you're right Savannah.
TERRI: So are you ready now, baby girl?
WILLOW (still not to sure): Yes I'm ready.
So now the Dunham children are walking to the factory. Now they are in front of Wonka's factory. They then heard a voice say.
THE VOICE: Open up the gates.
The gates opened.
THE VOICE: Now you may enter in a single file from the oldest to the youngest.
WILLOW: Did he say from the oldest to the youngest?
THE VOICE: Yes I said from the oldest to youngest.
Now from the oldest to the youngest they walked in single file. Soon as they were all in they heard the voice say.
THE VOICE: Close the gates. Now workers stand side-by-side from the oldest to the youngest.
So now they are standing side-by-side from the oldest to the youngest. Before they knew it they saw someone walking out of the factory and at first they didn't know who he was. He walked closer to them.
THE MAN: Hi, welcome to my factory. I'm Willy Wonka and you all are?
WILLOW: I'm Willow Dunham and I'm 29 years old. I'm the oldest one in the family.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you Willow and who are all of these people?
WILLOW: These are my younger brothers and sisters.
WILLY WONKA: All of them are your brothers and sisters.
WILLOW: Yes all of them are.
WILLY WONKA: Could you introduce them to me, Willow?
So Willow first introduced her 28 year old siblings.
WILLOW: These 9 are my 28 year old brothers and sisters, Savannah, Sequoia, Sierra, Skye, Star, Summer, Sunny, Stone and Storm. They are nonuplets.
WILLY WONKA: It's nice to meet you all.
THE NONUPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 27 year old brothers and sisters are septuplets. Their names are: Breezy, Blossom, Briar, Brook, Branch, Bud and Burr.
WILLY WONKA: It's nice to meet you.
THE SEPTUPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 26 year old brothers and sisters are sextuplets and their names are: Rain, Rainbow, Ridge, River, Rye and Rock.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you all.
THE SEXTUPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 25 year old brother and sisters are the oldest of the 6 set of triplets in the family. Their names are: Amber, Autumn and Ash.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you.
THE FIRST SET OF TRIPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 24 year old brothers are the second oldest of the 6 set of triplets in the family and their names are: Canyon, Cliff and Crag.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you.
THE SECOND SET OF TRIPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 23 year old brothers are the third oldest of the 6 set of triplets in the family and their names are: Field, Ford and Forest.
WILLY WONKA: It's nice to meet you.
THE THIRD SET OF TRIPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 22 year old brother and sisters are the fourth oldest of the 6 set of triplets in the family and their names are: Hailey, Heather and Heath.
WILLY WONKA: It's nice to meet you.
THE FOURTH SET OF TRIPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 21 year old brothers and sister are the fifth oldest of the 6 set triplets in the family and their names are: Marina, Marsh and Moss.
WILLY WONKA: It's nice to meet you.
THE FIFTH SET OF TRIPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 20 year old brother and sisters are the youngest of the 6 set of triplets in the family and their names are: Terra, Tempest and Throne.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you.
THE SIXTH SET OF TRIPLETS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 19 year old brother and sister are the oldest of the 2 sets of twins in the family and their names are: Delta and Dale.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you.
THE FIRST SET OF TWINS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: My 18 year old brother and sister are the youngest of the 2 sets of twins in the family and their names are: Windy and Woody.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you.
THE SECOND SET OF TWINS: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: This is Eddy, my 17 year old brother.
WILLY WONKA: It's nice to meet you, Eddy.
EDDY: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: This is Gale, my 16 year old sister.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you, Gale.
GALE: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: This is Ivy, my 15 year old sister.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you, Ivy.
IVY: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: This is Lake, my 14 year old brother.
WILLY WONKA: It's nice to meet you, Lake.
LAKE: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
WILLOW: And this Oakes, my 13 year old brother and the youngest in the family.
WILLY WONKA: Nice to meet you, Oakes.
OAKES: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Wonka.
So then they all follow Willy Wonka into his factory and he told each age group what jobs they were going to do. After a few minutes all of them except Willow was working.
WILLOW: Mr. Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Please call me Willy or Wonka.
WILLOW: Oh ok.
WILLY WONKA: What is it that you want?
WILLOW: Well all my brothers and sisters are working but what is my job going to be?
WILLY WONKA: Well if you'll follow me I'll show you.
WILLOW (thinking): I'll follow you to the end of the earth and back.
So Willy Wonka showed Willow where she was going to be working at in the factory.
WILLOW: Is this office for me?
WILLY WONKA: Yes it is and it is right next to my office.
WILLOW: Why do I have my own office, Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Well that is because since you are the oldest in your family, I'm making you my assistant boss.
WILLOW: Sweet, thank you, Willy Wonka.
WILLY WONKA: You're welcome. Now why don't you get comfortable in your new office.
WILLOW: Yes, sir.
WILLY WONKA: By the way don't let your brothers and sisters know that you're my assistant until you are all home with your parents that way all of you are together.
WILLOW: Don't worry I promise I won't tell them until we are home.
A few minutes later Willy Wonka left Willow's office and went to check on his workers.
WILLOW: Oh my god. I can't believe how gorgeous he is, but since he's my boss I don't think that it's a good idea to get involved with him. Also I just lost my husband Michael Jackson yesterday.
An hour later Willy Wonka came into Willow's office and found her asleep. He gently woke her up.
WILLY WONKA: Willow, wake up.
Willow woke up.
WILLOW: Oh hi, Wonka. Sorry I guess I kind of dose off a little bit.
WILLY WONKA: That's ok. What were you dreaming about?
WILLOW: I was actually dreaming about the most gorgeous man that I've ever met.
WILLY WONKA: Who is he?
WILLOW: I can't say. By the way I couldn't tell him how I feel.
WILLY WONKA: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well because of who he is and what he does?
WILLY WONKA: Oh ok.
The rest of the day went by and it was time to go home. Willy Wonka was talking to the Dunham children.
WILLY WONKA: Everyone I want you to wait by the front gate for your sister.
SAVANNAH: Why?
WILLY WONKA: I have to talk to her about something.
SIERRA: What is it that you want to talk to her about?
WILLY WONKA: That is top secret Sierra.
SEQUOIA: Mr. Wonka what's our sister's job in the factory?
WILLY WONKA: Well Sequoia, I will let your sister tell you that just as soon as you're all home with your parents.
SUMMER: Can't we know now?
WILLY WONKA: No. I think it's best that you all find out from her at the same time your parents find out as well.
SUMMER: Oh, alright.
Now the Dunham children are out by the front gate of Wonka's factory and Willy Wonka is now entering Willow's office.
WILLOW: Wonka, what are you doing here?
WILLY WONKA: I came to talk to you about something.
WILLOW: What is it that you want to talk to me?
WILLY WONKA: Well the real truth why I made you my assistant boss, but you must promise me not to tell a single soul.
WILLOW: I promise, Wonka. You can count on me. So what's the real truth that you made me your assistant boss.
WILLY WONKA: Well the truth is I'm in love with you, Willow.
When she heard him say that she was speechless at first.
WILLOW: You're in love with me Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Yes, yes I am. Are you in love with me, Willow?
WILLOW: Well, the truth is I am in love with you Wonka, but there is something you must know first.
Willy Wonka didn't hear that last part she said and was leaning in to kiss her but she stopped him from kissing her.
WILLOW: Whoa hold on there my candyman! I'm not ready to kiss you yet.
WILLY WONKA: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well the truth is that I was married.
WILLY WONKA: You're married?
WILLOW: I was married, Wonka.
WILLY WONKA: You're not married right now.
WILLOW: No I'm not.
WILLY WONKA: Did you and your husband get a divorce?
WILLOW: I could never divorce him.
WILLY WONKA: Then tell me why you aren't married but you were married?
WILLOW: Well yesterday my husband Michael Jackson died.
WILLY WONKA: So is that why you're not ready to kiss me yet?
WILLOW: Yes, yes it is.
WILLY WONKA: Why didn't you tell me you were once married?
WILLOW: You never asked. Wonka how would you like to come over and meet the rest of my family?
WILLY WONKA: I would love to but it can't be today.
WILLOW: Oh I know. How about this weekend?
WILLY WONKA: Yeah sure of course.
WILLOW: Not only will you meet my mom and dad you'll also meet my step-children.
WILLY WONKA: Step-children?
WILLOW: Yes, Prince, Paris and Blanket are my step-children because they're Michael Jackson's children.
WILLY WONKA: Who is their real mother?
WILLOW: We don't know who Blanket's mother is but Prince and Paris's mother is Debbie Rowe.
WILLY WONKA: Why are they staying with you and not with their father's parents?
WILLOW: They don't like their Grandpa Joseph that much.
WILLY WONKA: Why is that?
WILLOW: I'll tell you about that later. They wanted to live with me because I'm their step-mom and they love me more than they love their real mother even though they don't know her that much.
A few minutes later Willow was outside by the front gate of Wonka's factory to see that her brothers and sisters were still waiting for her.
SAVANNAH: What took you so long to get out here?
WILLOW: Well, Wonka and I had a lot to talk about.
SIERRA: What were you two talking about?
WILLOW: That my dear, Sierra is a special secret surprise. You'll all know when the time is right.
SEQUOIA: So what is your job, Willow?
WILLOW: I'll tell you as soon as we get home. So that way mom and dad can hear as well.
So now they are all home and everyone has gathered around Willow.
WILLOW: Everyone would you all like to know what my job is at Wonka's?
EVERYONE: Yeah!
WILLOW: Well, my job is that I'm Wonka's assistant boss.
Everyone's mouths dropped open in shock.
JEFF: Why did he make you his assistant boss, angel?
WILLOW: I asked him that same thing dad and he told me that it was because I'm the oldest in the family.
~End of Flashback~
When the Dunham children arrived at the front gate to Wonka's factory they saw a note on the gate and Willow read it out aloud to her siblings.
WILLOW (reading the note on the front gate): "Dear workers, especially the Dunham children, I'm sorry to say this but I have closed my factory. I had no choice but to close my factory. I advise you all to go home for you are no longer working here. Again I'm really sorry. Signed, Willy Wonka."
After Willow read that she got this shocked and confused look on her face.
SAVANNAH: Willow, earth to Willow.
SKYE: What's wrong with her?
SUMMER: I don't know.
STAR: Earth to Willow.
WILLOW (snapping out of her daydream): What is it?
SAVANNAH: You were spaced out there for awhile. What's wrong?
WILLOW: Didn't you hear what I read from the note on the gate?
SAVANNAH: Yeah. So Willy Wonka is closing his factory.
SIERRA: That's no big deal.
WILLOW: Sierra how can you say that!
SIERRA: I'm sorry but we can get other jobs.
WILLOW: You guys just don't understand.
SEQUOIA: Don't understand what?
WILLOW: Working here is a big deal to me. I love working here.
STORM: Why is that?
WILLOW: I rather not say at the moment.
STONE: Please tell us?
WILLOW: NO! I can't tell you. Guys can I please have a moment alone.
TERRA: Why?
WILLOW: I just want to be alone for awhile.
TEMPEST: Are you sure you don't want any company?
WILLOW: Yes I'm sure now go home.
SAVANNAH: What should we tell mom and dad?
WILLOW: Just tell them what I told you.
So now Willow's brothers and sisters left Willow alone and as soon as she knew they were out of sight she turned around and looked at the factory.
WILLOW (talking to herself, but not knowing that Willy Wonka is there listening to her talking to herself): Why is this happening? This can't be happening? Why would he close his factory? Wonka please tell me why you did this to me?
WILLY WONKA: I'm sorry, Willow but I really had no choice.
When she heard that she saw Willy Wonka standing in front of her on the other side of the gate.
WILLOW: Wonka why are you doing this?
WILLY WONKA: I can't say why.
WILLOW (with tears in her eyes): Please Wonka, please tell me.
WILLY WONKA: Ok. The reason why is because I found out that all the other candy makers all over the world were sending in spies dressed as workers to steal my secret recipes and with that I declared that I shall close my factory forever.
WILLOW (with tears in her eyes): No not forever.
WILLY WONKA: I'm really sorry my Weeping Willow.
WILLOW: What did you call me?
WILLY WONKA: My Weeping Willow.
WILLOW: Why did you call me that?
WILLY WONKA: Well you're crying is what made me call you that.
WILLOW: I have to admit that no one and I mean no one has ever called me that before and you're the first one to call me that. Wonka and since you're the first you are the only one that can call me that no one else can.
Willy Wonka and Willow gave each other a passionate kiss.
WILLY WONKA: Willow I have to go now.
WILLOW: Where are you going and may I please go with you?
WILLY WONKA: I'm sorry but I have to go alone.
WILLOW: But Wonka...
WILLY WONKA: I'm sorry but you have to stay here.
WILLOW: But Wonka, I don't know if I can survive without you. How long are you going to be gone? Days?
Willy Wonka shook his head no.
WILLOW: Weeks?
Willy Wonka shook his head no.
WILLOW: Months?
Willy Wonka shook his head no.
WILLOW: Years!?!
WILLY WONKA: Yes, I'm sorry. By the way if by some miracle my factory starts up again and sends out more and more candies I want you to open up a candy shop to sell my candies.
WILLOW: Why can't I just come back and work at the factory instead?
WILLY WONKA: Because the gates will remain locked. Oh and promise me that you won't tell anyone about us.
WILLOW: I promise. Besides I kept it a secret from my friends and family these past 5 months. I'm sure that I can keep it a secret for a few years or more.
Willy Wonka gave Willow one last passionate kiss before he left.
WILLOW: I'm going to miss you Wonka.
WILLY WONKA: I'm going to miss you too.
Later that night Willow was in her room and she couldn't sleep because she was thinking about Willy Wonka and her life without him for the next few years. Willy Wonka was also having trouble sleeping because he was thinking about his life without Willow.


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Chapter 2
Willow's Life Without Her Candyman

The next few days went by and Willow was finding it hard to cope without her Candyman. Willow was in her room and wouldn't come out for a few days. Just then her parents walked in.
TERRI: Baby girl, how long are you going to stay in your room?
WILLOW: Forever.
JEFF: You can't stay in here forever.
TERRI: Why have you been so unhappy these past few days?
WILLOW: Mom you didn't forget that my brothers, sisters and I aren't working for Willy Wonka anymore, remember?
TERRI: That's right I remember now.
JEFF: Why aren't you working for him anymore?
WILLOW: I can't tell you.
TERRI: Why?
WILLOW: Wonka made me promise.
JEFF: You know that you can always get another job?
WILLOW: I don't want another job. I want to work for Wonka. That was the only job I liked. I loved working for Wonka.
JEFF: Why is that?
WILLOW: Again Wonka made me promise not to tell anyone.
A few minutes later Willow decided to go see her friends. Her girl friends are: Jackie, Jessie, Jill, Jody and Josie Jackson they are quintuplets and they are 29 years old. Bailey, Billie and Bobbie Bradshaw are triplets and they are also 29 years old. Lindsay and Lola Foster are twins and they are also 29 years old. Natalia and Nora Gallagher are also twins and they are 29 years old. Dena Chen is an only child and she is 29 years old. Tammy Taylor is also an only child and she is 29 years old. Casey, Chris and Colleen Carter are triplets and they are 28 years old. Martina, Mia and Morgan Mackenzie are also triplets and they are 28 years old. Katie and Kelsey Kennedy are twins and they are 28 years old. Steffi and Sue Sanchez are also twins and they are 28 years old. Gabriella Garcia is an only child and she is 28 years old. Her guy friends are: Bart, Brian and Buck Madison are triplets and they are 29 years old. Kareem, Kevin and Kirby Keaton are also triplets and they are 29 years old. Daniel and Derek Parker are twins and they are 29 years old. Hakeem and Houston Harper are also twins and they are 29 years old. Terry and Trey Tennyson are also twins and they are 29 years old. Marcus Meyer is an only child and he is 29 years old. Alex, Ali and Alonso Anderson are triplets and they are 28 years old. Chuck, Connor and Cooper Chavez are also triplets and they are 28 years old. Jake and Jock Johnson are twins and they are 28 years old. Riley and Rod Rodriguez are also twins and they are 28 years old. Emmitt Patterson is an only child and he is 28 years old. Lynn Ramsey is also an only child and he is 28 years old.
JACKIE: Willow, where have you been, girlfriend?
WILLOW: I was in my room.
JESSIE: Why?
WILLOW: Well if you haven't heard by now but, my brothers, sisters and I lost our job at Wonka's chocolate factory a few days ago.
JILL: Why would that make you stay in your room all week?
WILLOW: Well I was Wonka's assistant boss.
JODY: Why did he make you his assistant boss?
WILLOW: Well he did that because I am the oldest in my family so that is why he made me his assistant boss.
JOSIE: Was there another reason why he made you his assistant boss?
WILLOW: No that was the only reason.
BAILEY: Are you sure?
WILLOW: Yes, yes I am.
BILLIE: Are you hiding anything from us?
WILLOW: No I'm not.
BOBBIE: Are you sure, Willow?
WILLOW: Yes, yes I am.
LINDSAY: So what was it like working for Wonka?
WILLOW: It was great.
LOLA: Is he really eccentric?
WILLOW: Sometimes but not all the time.
TAMMY: What's he really like?
WILLOW: Well he is a magical genius and all my brothers and sisters would tell you the same thing because they all told me one day.
CASEY: Is there anything else?
WILLOW: Well I have to saw that he is very sweet.
CHRIS: Does all your brothers and sisters think he is sweet as well?
WILLOW: Yes, yes they do.
COLLEEN: By the way are you in love with him?
WILLOW: No I'm not.
MARTINA: Are you sure?
WILLOW: Yes, yes I am.
MIA: Are you really sure that you're not in love with him?
WILLOW: I can't be in love with him because he was my boss so that was fond a upon.
MORGAN: Well you're not working for him now, right?
WILLOW: Well that's true, but Wonka is gone.
KATIE: What do you mean he's gone?
WILLOW: Well he closed his factory, right?
KELSEY: That's right.
WILLOW: Well he told me that he was leaving for awhile.
STEFFI: Where is he going?
WILLOW: I don't know for sure.
SUE: How come you don't know where he is going?
WILLOW: He never told me.
GABRIELLA: Is he coming back?
WILLOW: I hope so.
BART: What do you mean you hope so?
WILLOW: I really rather not say right now.
BRIAN: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well I promise Wonka I wouldn't say anything about that.
BUCK: Do you think that you, and your brothers and sisters will get your job back at Wonka's factory when he gets back.
WILLOW: No we're not.
KAREEM: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well I asked Wonka if we are and he told me that we aren't going to get our jobs back.
KEVIN: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well the gates will remain lock if he gets back.
KIRBY: By the way why did he close his factory?
WILLOW: Again Wonka made me promise not to tell anyone.
DANIEL: It seems that Wonka made you keep a lot of promises.
WILLOW: Yes, yes he did.
DEREK: Why?
WILLOW: Sorry I can't tell you that.
HAKEEM: Did Wonka made you promise to not tell anyone why?
WILLOW: No.
HOUSTON: Then who?
WILLOW: I made myself promise not to tell anyone why Wonka made me keep a lot of promises.
TERRY: And we know that once you make a promise to someone you won't break it. Is that correct?
WILLOW: Yes, yes it is.
TREY: The same goes for secrets.
WILLOW: That depends on the secret though, Trey.
MARCUS: She's right.
WILLOW: Thank you Marcus.
ALEX: Yeah, there are certain secrets that can be kept secret.
WILLOW: That's true.
ALI: Also there are secrets that are not meant to be kept secret.
WILLOW: That is true as well.
ALONSO: Like if someone tells you that "Hey, I robbed a bank and it's a secret. So don't tell anyone." Are you suppose to keep it a secret?
WILLOW: No not all.
CHUCK: I agree.
WILLOW: Yeah. You should go and tell the police right away.
CONNOR: So Willow are you going to get your job back if Wonka reopens his factory again?
WILLOW: Uh, no.
COOPER: Why not?
WILLOW: I asked Wonka the same thing and he told me that if by some miracle the factory starts back up again and sends out more and more candy he will keep the gates locked.
JAKE: So you're not going to get your job back?
WILLOW: That's right.
JOCK: So what will you do if Wonka's factory starts back up again?
WILLOW: Well Wonka told me that I should open up my own candy shop to sell his candy.
RILEY: That's cool.
WILLOW: Yeah I know it is.
ROD: Can we all help you with your candy shop?
WILLOW: Of course. You're my friends.
EMMITT: Thank you, Willow.
WILLOW: You're welcome.
LYNN: When are you going to have your own candy shop?
WILLOW: I don't know probably in three years or so.
The next few months go by and Willow is still having trouble coping without her candyman. She is not letting her friends and family know that she is still having trouble coping without her candyman. One day Willow goes to Wonka's factory and makes sure that no one else is around. She then starts singing a couple songs and they are "I Miss You" by Miley Cyrus and "I Cried" by Joey McIntyre. She is singing "I Miss You" by Miley Cyrus first.
Sha la la la la, sha la la la la
You used to call me your angel
Said I was sent straight down from heaven
You'd hold me close in your arms
I loved the way you felt so strong
I never wanted you to leave
I wanted you to stay here holdin' me
I miss you, I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you
Sha la la la la
I miss you
You used to call me your dreamer
And now I'm livin' out my dream
Oh how I wish you could see
Everything that's happenin' for me
I'm thinking back on the past
It's true that time is flying by too fast
I miss you, I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you
Sha la la la la
I miss you
I know you’re in a better place yeah
But I wish that I could see your face, oh
I know you're where you need to be
Even though it's not here with me
I miss you, I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you
Sha la la la la
I miss you, I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you
Sha la la la la
I miss you
I miss you.

Now she is singing " I Cried" by Joey McIntyre.
[Verse]
Do you remember
How we'd hold each other tight?
It was all I had
To get me through the night.
I can't believe that you are gone.
Everything right, it all went wrong.

[Verse]
Do you remember
How we kissed?
You said you never felt like this.
I guess I thought it'd never end.
You know that you were my best friend.

[Chorus]
I cried - and I don't care who knows it.
I cried - I ain't too proud to show it.
I cried - when you said good bye.

Ooh, baby, I cried

[Verse]
I wonder
If you ever think of me.
Or am I just another distant memory.
And after all that we've been through
It's just so hard
To give up on you.

[Chorus]
I cried - and I don't care who knows it.
I cried - I ain't too proud to show it.
I cried - when you said good bye.

[After modulation]
I cried and I don't care who knows it
I cried and I ain't too proud to show it.
I cried - when you said good bye.

[After modulation]
When you said good-bye.
I cried, I cried, I cried
When you said,
When you said,
When you said good-bye.
I cried
I cried.

After she sang that last song she ran back home and went straight to her room. Later that night Willow was dreaming about Willy Wonka wherever he may be.
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Chapter 3
Wonka's Come Back

It has been three years since Willy Wonka has closed his factory and it has been that long since Willow has been near Wonka's factory. She was out with her friends.
JACKIE, JESSIE, JILL, JODY & JOSIE: Here Willow put this on.
WILLOW: A blindfold?
BAILEY, BILLIE & BOBBIE: Yes a blindfold.
WILLOW: Why?
LINDSAY & LOLA: You'll see, Willow, you'll see.
So Willow put the blindfold on with the help of her friends.
TAMMY: Can you see anything?
WILLOW: No I can't.
CASEY, CHRIS & COLLEEN: Good.
Now her friends are helping her get to where they want her to be. After a few minutes of walking they finally stopped.
WILLOW: Can I take my blindfold off now?
HER FRIENDS: No not yet.
MARTINA, MIA & MORGAN: Willow on the count of three you can take your blindfold off.
WILLOW: Ok.
KATIE & KELSEY: One, two, three.
So then Willow took her blindfold off and she noticed where her friends took her.
WILLOW: Why are we here? Why did you bring me to Wonka's factory?
STEFFI & SUE: Willow tell us what you see over there?
WILLOW: Is that smoke coming out of the chimneys?
GABRIELLA: Yes, yes it is. It seems like Willy Wonka is back.
WILLOW: How is that possible?
BART, BRIAN & BUCK: What do you mean by that?
WILLOW: Well Wonka's been gone for three years.
KAREEM, KEVIN & KIRBY: Yeah and your point is exactly.
WILLOW: Well I didn't think he'll be back this soon.
DANIEL & DEREK: What ever do you mean?
WILLOW: I thought that he will be gone a little longer.
HAKEEM & HOUSTON: Are you sure?
WILLOW: Yes, yes I am.
TERRY & TREY: Why is that?
WILLOW: I don't know. I just thought that he'll be gone longer.
MARCUS: I still want to know where he was for the past three years.
WILLOW: Me too.
ALEX, ALI & ALONSO: Willow don't you know where he went?
WILLOW: No I don't know where he went for the past three years.
CHUCK, CONNOR & COOPER: He didn't tell you?
WILLOW: No he didn't tell me at all.
JAKE & JOCK: Why would he not tell you?
WILLOW: I don't know why he wouldn't tell me.
RILEY & ROD: Are we going to find out where he went to soon?
WILLOW: I hope so.
EMMITT: I would also like to know where he went to.
WILLOW: Guys I can be alone for awhile.
LYNN: Yeah sure. Why?
WILLOW: I just want to be alone that's all.
HER FRIENDS: We have to go home anyways. Bye, Willow. See you tomorrow.
WILLOW: Bye guys. Yeah see you tomorrow.
When Willow knew her friends were gone she turned towards the factory unaware that Willy Wonka was there. She then broke out into song and sang the song "Again" by Janet Jackson.
I heard from a friend today
And she said you were in town
Suddenly the memories came back to me in my
Mind

[CHORUS]
How can I be strong I've asked myself
Time and time I've said
That I'll never fall in love with you again

A wounded heart you gave
My soul you took away
Good intentions you had many
I know you did

I come from a place that hurts
And God knows how I've cried
And I never want to return
Never fall again

Making love to you
Oh it felt so good and
Oh so right

[CHORUS]
How can I be strong I've asked myself
Time and time I've said
That I'll never fall in love with you again

So here we are alone again
Didn't think it'd come to this
And to know it all began
With just a little kiss

I've come too close to happiness
To have it swept away
Don't think I can take the pain
No never fall again

Kinda late in the game and my heart is in
Your hands
Don't you stand there and then
Tell me you love
Me then leave again
Cause I'm falling in love with
You again

Hold me
Hold me
Don't ever let me go
Say it just one time
Say you love me
God knows I do
Love you
Again

Just then Willy Wonka appeared and Willow hid so that Willy Wonka couldn't see her.
WILLY WONKA: Willow?
Willow wants to go over to him but she doesn't. She then waits for him to leave and then she runs home. When she gets home her family notices her and asks her what's wrong.
TERRI: Baby girl what's wrong?
WILLOW: Well, mom I just found out that Willy Wonka is back.
JEFF: That's great isn't it?
WILLOW: No it's not dad.
JEFF: What ever do you mean, angel?
WILLOW: Dad if you are thinking that my brothers, sisters and I are going to get our jobs back at Wonka's well then you're wrong.
JEFF: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well Wonka told me that no one will get their jobs back if the factory starts back up again.
JEFF: Why is that?
WILLOW: Well, Wonka told me that the gates will remain lock. He also told me that I was to open up my own candy shoppe to sell all his candies.
JEFF: That sounds like a great idea.
TERRI: When do you want to start working on it baby girl?
WILLOW: I was thinking tomorrow. Also with all of us and all my friends working together we could get it down in a week or two.
TERRI: That sounds great.
So the next day Willow and her friends and family all got started on Willow's Candy Shoppe. For two weeks now they have been working hard and after the second week is up they have finished Willow's Candy Shoppe.
WILLOW: That is perfect. The grand opening will be tomorrow.
Later that night Willow couldn't sleep because she was thinking about Willy Wonka. Also way over in Wonka's Factory, Willy Wonka couldn't sleep either because he was thinnking about Willow and how much he missed her over the past three years he was gone.


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Chapter 4
Willow's Candy Shoppe

The next day it was the grand opening for Willow's Candy Shoppe. At first it seemed like it was going to be a slow day when all of a sudden it came the time for the kids to get out of school and as the kids were getting out of school they ran into Willow's Candy Shoppe. Kids enter, yelling.
KIDS: (yelling) Sizzler! I want a Sizzler!
WILLOW: All right, all right, all right, what's it going to be? A triple cream cup for Christopher . . .
KIDS: (yelling) A Squelchy Snorter!
WILLOW: A Squelchy Snorter for Otis . . .
ONE KID: I want a Squelchy Snorter . . .
WILLOW: A Sizzler for June Marie . . .
ANOTHER KID: C'mon, give me a Sizzler . . .
WILLOW: And listen! Wonka's got a new one today.
KIDS: What is it?
WILLOW: This is called a Scrumdidilyumptious Bar.
WINKELMANN: (mispronouncing) Scrumbibilyunctious Bar? How does he do it?
WILLOW: My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
WINKELMANN: No . . .
WILLOW: Or a bird how it flies?
WINKELMANN: No . . .
WILLOW: No sirree, you don't! They do it because they were
born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy
man, you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer.

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?


KIDS: The candyman?

WILLOW: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good


KIDS: Me! Me!

WILLOW: Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman


KIDS: Willy Wonka can

WILLOW: The candyman can

The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should . . .

A few hours later Willow was at home.
TERRI: How was the grand opening, baby girl?
WILLOW: It was great.
TERRI: That's good.
JEFF: Did you get a visit from a Mr. Willy Wonka by any chance?
WILLOW: No dad, Wonka didn't come to my store today.
JEFF: Why not?
WILLOW: Well he doesn't want anyone to see him at the moment.
JEFFL Why is that?
WILLOW: Dad!
JEFF: What?
WILLOW: I can't tell you right now.
JEFF: Oh ok. Sorry angel.
WILLOW: That's ok, dad.
A few hours later Willow was in her room looking out her window at Wonka's factory singing a song while Willy Wonka was in his factory looking at a picture he had of Willow also singing a song. The song they are singing is "Somewhere Out There."
WILLOW (singing): Somewhere out there
Beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me
And loving me tonight


WILLY WONKA (singing): Somewhere out there
Someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another
In that big somewhere out there

And even though I know
How very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing
On the same bright star


WILLOW (singing): And when the night wind starts to sing
A lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping
Underneath the same big sky


BOTH (singing): Somewhere out there
If love can see us through
Then we'll be together
Somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

(instrumental)


WILLY WONKA (singing): And even though I know
How very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing
On the same bright star


WILLOW (singing): And when the night wind starts to sing
A lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping
Underneath the same big sky


BOTH (singing): Somewhere out there

WILLOW (singing): If love can see us through

WILLY WONKA (singing): If love can see us through

WILLOW (singing): Then we'll be

BOTH (singing): together
Somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true.

Later that night Willow was in her bed dreaming about her candyman. Willy Wonka was in his bed dreaming about Willow.
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Chapter 5
The Golden Tickets

It's been a month since Willow opened up her candy shoppe. She was just getting home from work when she noticed that her family had the news on and what she heard caught her attention.
NEWS REPORTER: Five golden tickets have been placed in five random Wonka Bars and been sent all over the world. Who ever finds these golden tickets will be given a tour through the factory by that legendary candy maker himself, Willy Wonka...
WILLOW: Why is he doing this?
NEWS REPORTER: This just in there is also a "special golden ticket" that will be hand delivered to someone very special to Wonka. I wonder who that special someone is to recieve that special golden ticket from Willy Wonka.
Willow's family looks at her.
WILLOW: Don't look at me. I'm not the one to recieve Wonka's special golden ticket.
TERRI: Why is that, baby girl?
WILLOW: I don't think that I'm that special someone in Wonka's life. I was just his assistant when I worked for him and that was all. Nothing else.
JEFF: Are you sure angel?
WILLOW: Yes, yes I am.
Willow turned off the tv and as soon as she turned it off there was a knock at the door. Willow answered the door and soon as she opened the door she saw a delivery person.
THE DELIVERY PERSON: Are you Willow Dunham?
WILLOW: Yes, yes I am. Why?
THE DELIVERY PERSON: I have a special delivery here for you from Mr. Willy Wonka.
WILLOW: Take it back.
THE DELIVERY PERSON: Why?
WILLOW: I don't want it. So please take it back to Mr. Wonka and tell him that I don't ever want to go back into his factory ever again.
Willow starts crying, when the delivery comes in and closes the door behind him.
THE DELIVERY PERSON: Please don't cry, my Weeping Willow.
Willow was shocked when she heard the delivery person say that.
WILLOW: Delivery person say what?
THE DELIVERY PERSON: My Weeping Willow.
WILLOW: There is only one person who is allowed to call me that and that is...
As Willow was about to say his name the delivery person turned into Willy Wonka.
WILLOW: Willy Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Yes, it's me.
WILLOW: What are you doing here?
WILLY WONKA: I am delivering this to you. (holding out the delivery package) By the way you didn't mean what you said earlier did you.
WILLOW: What do you think, Wonka? (she winks at him)
Willy Wonka handed the package to Willow. When Willow opened it she saw that it was a Wonka Bar and when she opened the Wonka Bar there was the special golden ticket.
WILLOW: Is this the special golden ticket that I heard about on the news?
WILLY WONKA: Yes, yes it is.
Willow read what it said on the ticket to herself. She then turned towards her family.
WILLOW: Guys I need to talk to Wonka in private so please don't come into my room for awhile ok. If you need me just knock on my door.
Her family all nodded their heads and obeyed Willow's wishes. Now Willow and Willy Wonka were in Willow's room. As soon as she closed her door, she went over to Willy Wonka and gave him a passionate kiss with all the passion she had in her.
WILLOW (as she gave him the passionate kiss): Oh, Wonka.
A few minutes later she broke the kiss.
WILLY WONKA: It seems like someone missed me.
WILLOW: More than you know, Wonka. By the way, why are you here?
WILLY WONKA: I wanted to see the look on your face when you saw the special golden ticket. I wasn't expecting to get a reponse like that when you heard me as the delivery person say that you have a special delivery from me.
WILLOW: Wonka, I had no choice. I had to do that because my family was there.
WILLY WONKA: They still don't know about us.
WILLOW: That's right.
WILLY WONKA: That's my girl. Or should I say 'That's my candygirl.'
Willow laughs a little when he said that.
WILLOW: Wonka look at my window over there.
WILLY WONKA: Is that my factory, I see?
WILLOW: Yes, yes it is.
WILLY WONKA: This is a great view of my factory isn't it?
WILLOW: Yes, yes it is.
Just as Willow and Willy Wonka were about to kiss again there was a knock on Willow's door.
WILLOW: Come in!
When the door open they saw one of Willow's younger sisters walk in.
WILLOW: Amber what is it?
AMBER: I just wanted to let you know that there are news reporters outside our front door.
WILLOW: Are you serious?
AMBER: Yes I am.
WILLOW: Wait, Wonka can't go out there.
AMBER: Why?
WILLOW: No one but us can see Wonka now.
AMBER: Why is that?
WILLY WONKA: Because they know that I never come out of my factory since I closed it over three years ago.
WILLOW: That's true.
AMBER: So how is he going to get back to his factory?
WILLOW: The way I go to his factory when I don't want to let anyone know that I'm going to his factory.
AMBER: Does mom and dad know?
WILLOW: Of course they do. In fact, it was their idea.
So Willow showed Willy Wonka the path she takes to his factory undetected by everyone else in town. Willy Wonka gave Willow one last kiss before he went back to his factory and a few minutes later Willow went out the front door to talk to the news reporters.
NEWS REPORTER #1: What's your name miss?
WILLOW: Willow Dunham.
NEWS REPORTER #2: Is true that you are the holder of Wonka's special golden ticket?
WILLOW: Yes, yes I am.
The news reporters stepped a little closer to Willow.
WILLOW: Whoa, back off. Not to close.
NEWS REPORTER #3: Let's see that special golden ticket.
So Willow showed them the special golden ticket.
NEWS REPORTER #1: Why are you the one that got the special golden ticket?
WILLOW: That my dear friends is top secret.
NEWS REPORTER #2: Will we ever find out?
WILLOW: Yes. When the big day arrives you will.
NEWS REPORTER #3: So what does your special golden ticket say on it?
WILLOW: I can't tell you that.
NEWS REPORTER #1: Why?
NEWS REPORTER #2: Will anyone know what yours say?
WILLOW: Well I was told not to say what it says on the ticket and the only ones that will know what my golden ticket says is the 5 golden ticket winners on the big day when we're all inside the factory.
NEWS REPORTER #3: Why is that?
WILLOW: That's because they will be there to see it.
A few minutes later the reporters went home and Willow went back into her room and was looking out her window at Wonka's factory and she knew that he was already inside his factory. A week later they found out who found the first Wonka golden ticket.
~DUSELHEIM~
GERMAN BROADCASTER: Proud we are, for the attention of the entire world focuses today right here in Duselheim, a community suddenly thrust into prominence by the unexpected discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket. Its lucky finder is the son of our most prominent parve butcher. The boy's name? Augustus Gloop. Augustus Gloop, the pride of Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany, an example for the whole world. Augustus, how does it make you feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder?
AUGUSTUS: Hungry.
GERMAN BROADCASTER: Any other feelings?
AUGUSTUS: Feel sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.
GERMAN BROACASTER: Mr. Gloop, would you mind saying--
Mr. Gloop bites off the end of the microphone.
GERMAN BROADCASTER: Mrs. Gloop, would you care to say a few words to the television audience?
MRS. GLOOP: I just knew Augustus would find a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby, you know. We encourage him. He wouldn't do it unless he needed the nourishment, would he? Anyway, it's all vitamins.
As Mrs. Gloop speaks, a strange man [Slugworth] whispers into Augustus' ear.
Another week goes by and they found out that the second golden ticket is found.
~SALT'S FACTORY~
Women are on the factory floor unwrapping Wonka Bars. The Salts are upstairs in an office.
VERUCA: I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy.
MR. SALT: I know, Angel. We're doing the best we can. I've got every girl on the bleeding staff hunting for you.
VERUCA: All right, where is it? Why haven't they found it?
MR. SALT: Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician! Give me time!
VERUCA: I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps down there?
MR. SALT: For five days now the entire flipping factory's been on the job. They haven't shelled a peanut in there since Monday. They've been shelling flaming chocolate bars from dawn to dusk.
VERUCA: Make 'em work nights.
MR. SALT: (shouting down the stairs) Come along, come along, you girls, put a jack in it or you'll be out on your ears, every one of you! And listen to this: the first girl that finds a Golden Ticket gets a one pound bonus in her pay bucket! What do you think of that?
The women scream and begin unwrapping more furiously.
VERUCA: They're not even trying. They don't want to find it. They're jealous of me.
MR. SALT: Sweetheart, I can't push 'em no harder. Nineteen thousand bars an hour they're shelling. Seven hundred and sixty thousand they've done so far.
VERUCA: You promised, Daddy! You promised I'd have it the very first day!
MRS. SALT: You're going to very unpopular around here, Henry, if you don't deliver soon.
MR. SALT: It breaks my heart, Henrietta. I hate to see her unhappy.
VERUCA: I won't talk to you ever again. You're a rotten, mean father. You never give me anything I want. And I won't go to school 'til I have it.
MR. SALT: Veruca, sweetheart, angel . . . Now. There are only four tickets left in the whole world, and the whole ruddy world's hunting for them. What can I do?
WORKER: I got it! I got it, Mr. Salt, here it is!
VERUCA: It's about time too! I want it!
Slugworth leads the worker up the stairs to Veruca.
VERUCA: Give me that ticket! It's mine! I've found a Golden Ticket!
Slugworth whispers in Veruca's ear.
MR. SALT: Thank God for that.
MRS. SALT: Aye. Happiness is what counts with children. Happiness and harmony.
Another week goes by and the third golden ticket has been found.
~MILES CITY, MONTANA~
MONTANA REPORTER: And it can happen right here too, unbelievable as it sounds, right here in America. Where even in the smallest town, the happiest of dreams can come true. Because folks, here she is, Miss Violet Beauregarde, finder of Wonka's Golden Ticket Number Three, from Miles City, Montana. And with her, the proud parents: Mr. Beauregarde, a prominent local politician, a great civic leader, a philosopher--
MR. BEAUREGARDE: (grabs microphone) Hi, folks, Sam Beauregarde here, Square Deal Sam to you, with all of today's great giveaway bargains. The finest values you'll get anywhere in the entire country. Now this little number right here's a four door sedan . . .
VIOLET: (on "number") Come on, Dad, they don't want you!
MONTANA REPORTER: (to Mr. Beauregarde) Thank you, sir. Violet, would you care to say a few words to the nation.
VIOLET: Sure I will. Here it is, Golden Ticket Number Three, and it's all mine.
MONTANA REPORTER: Tell us how it happened, Violet.
VIOLET: Well I'm a gum-chewer, normally, but when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka's I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead. Now, of course, I'm right back on gum. I chew it all day except at meal times when I stick it behind my ear.
MRS. BEAUREGARDE: Violet . . .
VIOLET: Cool it, Mother. Now this piece of gum here is one that I've been chewing on for three months solid, and that's a world record! It's beaten the record held by my best friend Miss Cornelia Prinzmetel, and was she mad! Hi, Cornelia, how are you sweetie?
Slugworth whispers in Violet's ear.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Let me just butt in here for a moment to say that if any of you folks watching are dissatisfied with your . . .
MONTANA REPORTER: Mister . . . just a minute . . . this isn't . . .
A fourth week goes by and the fourth golden ticket has been found.
~MARBLE FALLS, ARIZONA~
ARIZONA REPORTER: While the rest of the world goes on searching, here in the Southwest it has actually happened. That's what I said, friends. There's only one Golden Ticket left in the entire world because right here in our own community of Marble Falls, Arizona, is lucky winner number four. Now, the name soon to be heard around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee. Hey, Mike, do you think we might shut that thing off?
MIKE: No, are you crazy?
MRS. TEEVEE: He won't answer 'til the station break.
ARIZONA REPORTER: Mike, the country wants to hear from you; the world is waiting--
MIKE: Can't you shut up? I'm busy. Boy, what a great show.
MRS. TEEVEE: I serve all his TV dinners right here. He's never even been to the table.
REPORTER #2: You love to watch TV, Mike?
MIKE: You bet.
REPORTER #3: What about that Golden Ticket, Mike? That's what we all came to hear--
MIKE: Hold it! I wanna catch this.
REPORTER #2: You like the killings, huh?
MIKE: What do you think life's all about?
ARIZONA REPORTER: Mike, would you tell us--
MIKE: (shoots his cap gun) Wait 'til I get a real one. Colt .45. Pop won't let me have one yet, will you, Pop.
MR. TEEVEE: Not 'til you're twelve, son.
Slugworth whispers in Mike's ear.
The fifth week goes by and everyone finds out that the fifth ticket was found or so they that.
~ON THE STREET~
Charlie finds a coin in a sewer grate and digs it out.
~WILLOW'S CANDY SHOPPE~
CHARLIE: (clears his throat)
WILLOW: Hi.
CHARLIE: I'd like a bar of chocolate please.
WILLOW: Yeah, sure. What kind? A Slugworth Sizzler? A Wonka Scrumdidilyumptious?
CHARLIE: Whichever's the biggest.
WILLOW: Try a Scrumdidilyumptious. Now that all the tickets have been found, I don't have to hide them anymore. (Clears her throat and holds out her hand. Charlie pays.) Hey, hey, hey, take it easy. You'll get a stomach ache if you swallow it like that.
CHARLIE: Bye.
WILLOW: Bye now.
CHARLIE: I think I'll buy just one more, for my Grandpa Joe.
WILLOW: Sure. Why not try a regular Wonka Bar this time?
CHARLIE: Fine.
JOPECK (O.C.): Extra, extra! Read all about it! Hear the latest news! Get your papers here!
MAN #1 (O.C.): What's going on?
JOPECK (O.C.): Hear about the scandal.
~ON THE STREET~
MAN #2 (O.C.): Look at this.
MAN #3 (O.C.): Which one?
MAN #4 (O.C.): Here, let me see.
JOPECK: Extra, extra! Hear about the scandal.
MAN #5: Gimme a newspaper.
JOPECK: All right, all right, take it easy. One at a time.
MAN #6: Who's the one that did it?
MAN #7: Did you hear the news?
JOPECK (O.C.): (continues through next lines) All right, all right, just a moment . . . wait your turn . . . give me a chance . . .
MAN WITH PAPER: That gambler from Paraguay made up a phony ticket.
SECOND MAN: That means there's one Golden Ticket still floating around somewhere.
MAN WITH PAPER: Can you imagine the nerve of that guy, trying to fool the whole world?
SECOND MAN: Aw, he really was a crook! Well this means the contest goes on forever. Wonder where they'll find the next one.
JOPECK (O.C.): Take it easy, take it easy, one at a time.
Charlie opens his Wonka Bar; there is the Golden Ticket!
WOMAN #1: Hey, you've got it! You've got the last Golden Ticket! The kid's found the last Golden Ticket! Hold it up, sonny, so we can see!
MAN A: Hey, let me see it!
MAN B: It really is gold!
JOPECK: Stand back there. Leave the boy alone!
MAN C: Hey, kid, come over here.
WOMAN #2: Let me see it! Did you see what he's got?
JOPECK: You're going to kill him! Leave him alone! Break it up.
MAN D: Let me see it! Over here, show it over here!
MAN B: It really is gold!
MAN C: I wanna see it. Hey, kid . . .
JOPECK: Come on, Charlie! Hold on to that ticket! Run for it, Charlie! Run straight home and don't stop 'til you get there!
Charlie starts running home.
~BUCKETS' HOUSE~
CHARLIE: Look, everyone, look, I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!
GRANDPA JOE: You're pulling our legs, Charlie! There aren't any more Golden Tickets.
CHARLIE: No, Grandpa, the last one was a fake; it said so in the papers. I found some money in the street, and I bought a Wonka Bar, and the ticket was in it.
MRS. BUCKET: Charlie!
CHARLIE: Look at it, Grandpa, see for yourself!
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake!
GRANDPA JOE: "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates at ten o'clock in the morning of the first day of October, and do not be late. You may bring with you one member of your own family but no one else. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvelous surprises that await you!" Charlie, you've done it!
MRS. BUCKET: I can't believe it!
CHARLIE: Grandpa? It says I can take somebody with me. I wish you could go.
GRANDPA JOE: (struggling to get out of bed) Charlie. (Charlie helps him.) Ah, that's good. Now help me up. (He stands, then falls back on the bed) Oh!
CHARLIE: Are you okay?
GRANDPA JOE: Oh yeah, I'm fine, Charlie. (He stands up and stumbles.)
GRANDMA GEORGINA: (screams)
MRS. BUCKET: Easy, Dad.
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Joe! Watch it, Joe!
GRANDPA JOE: Look at me! Look at me! Up and about . . . I haven't done this in twenty years.
CHARLIE: Grandpa!
GRANDPA JOE: I never thought my life could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me

'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye

I never had a chance to shine
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing

'Cause I've got a golden ticket

It's ours, Charlie!
I've got a golden sun up in the sky
Slippers, Charlie!

I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and say


CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: Good morning, look at the sun

GRANDPA JOE: I never thought that I would be
Slap in the lap of luxury
'Cause I'd have said


CHARLIE: It couldn't be done

GRANDPA JOE: But it can be done

Oooh! The cane, Charlie! Ah! Ahhh! (He laughs.) Here I go! Watch my speed!

GRANDPA JOE: I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be


CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: 'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day


GRANDPA JOE: Good morning! Look at the sun!

CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: 'Cause I'd have said, It couldn't be done

GRANDPA JOE: But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

'Cause I've got a golden ticket


CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day

MRS. BUCKET: Stop! It says the first of October; that's tomorrow!
GRANDPA JOE: Jumping Crocodiles, Charlie! We've got a lot to do. Comb your hair, wash your face, polish your shoes, and brush your--
MRS. BUCKET: I'll take care of everything, Dad.
GRANDPA JOE: We don't have too much time.
CHARLIE: Grandpa . . . on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth.
A couple of hours go by and Willow went to Wonka's factory because she knew that he wanted to see her.
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Chapter 6
Wonka Proposes To Willow

Willow goes out her back door and through the little path where she will be undetected by everyone when she goes to Wonka's factory. A few minutes later she arrives at Wonka's factory and she knows that there is a special doorway that Willy Wonka showed her for whenever she wanted to visit him. She walks through that doorway and to where Willy Wonka is at.
WILLY WONKA: Willow you made it. I didn't think that you were going to show up.
WILLOW: Of course I made it. I wanted to be here with you.
WILLY WONKA: Well I'm glad you're here.
WILLOW: Why?
WILLY WONKA: Well there is something I want to tell you but before I do I want to sing you a few songs.
WILLOW: Sweet I would love to here you sing.
So now Willy Wonka is singing "I Need You" by 3T.
I need you, girl
I couldn't live a day without you

Well I tried to write a special song
A love song just for you
To explain the way you make me feel inside
Though the meaning may be simple
And the words may not be new
I couldn't make it clearer if I tried

I need you
And I couldn't live a day without you
I need you
More than anyone could ever know
I need you
And I wanna build my world around you
I need you
I need you

Well I sang the words and realized
It'd all been said before
So I tried a different rhyme that meant the same
But it didn't have the feeling
And the first one said much more
So I guess I'll have to say it once again

I need you
And I couldn't live a day without you
I need you
More than anyone could ever know
(More than anyone could ever know)
I couldn't live a day without you, girl
I need you and I wanna build my world around you
Baby
(I need you)

(Oh I need you)
Baby
(Couldn't live a day without you)
(Ooh)
More than anyone could ever know
(More than anyone could ever know)
I couldn't live a day without you, girl
I need you and I wanna build my world around you
(Ooh)
(I need you)

I need you
(I need you)
And I couldn't live a day without you
(I want you)
(Couldn't live a day without you)
I need you
(yeah, yeah)
More than anyone could ever know
(I say it ever and ever)
I need you
(I need you)

And I wanna build my world around you
(I want you)

(Couldn't live a day without you)
I need you
(yeah, yeah)
I need you

Well I tried to write a special song
A love song just for you
I need you.

Willow got tears in hr eyes when she heard him sing that first song. Now he is singing "You Are My Life" by Michael Jackson who is Willow's deceased husband, by the way.
Once all alone
I was lost in a world of strangers
No one to trust
On my own, I was lonely
You suddenly appeared
It was cloudy before but now it's clear
You took away the fear
You brought me back to life

[CHORUS]
You are the sun
You make me shine
Or more like the stars
That twinkle at night
You are the moon
That glows in my heart
You're my daytime my nighttime
My world
You're my life

Now I wake up everyday
With this smile upon my face
No more tears, no more pain
'Cause you love me
You help me understand
That love is the answer to all that I am
And I'm a better man
You taught me by sharing your live

[CHORUS]
You are the sun
You make me shine
Or more like the stars
That twinkle at night
You are the moon
That glows in my heart
You're my daytime my nighttime
My world
You're my life

You gave me strength
When I wasn't strong
You gave me hope when all hope is lost
You opened my eyes when I couldn't see
Love was always here waiting for me.

Willow got tears in her eyes when she heard Willy Wonka sing her deceased husband's song.
WILLY WONKA: Willow, I was wondering if you would like to sing the last part of this next song with me?
WILLOW: I would love to. What's the song?
WILLY WONKA: "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)."
WILLOW: I love that song.
Now they are singing "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by Meat Loaf.
WILLY WONKA (singing): And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love,
Oh, I would do anything for love,
I would do anyhting for love,
But I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, oh it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long your dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'll be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
And I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do

[Solo]
Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
And I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that.


WILLOW (singing): Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?


WILLY WONKA (singing): I can do that
Oh no, I can do that


WILLOW (singing): Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot? Hot!
Will you take me places I've never known?


WILLY WONKA (singing): I can do that
Oh no, I can do that


WILLOW (singing): After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on


WILLY WONKA (singing): I won't do that
I won't do that


WILLOW (singing): I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around


WILLY WONKA (singing): I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that.

Now Willy Wonka is down on one knee in front of Willow.
WILLY WONKA: Willow, my sweet sugar candygirl, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? Will you marry me?
Willow is speechless at first.
WILLOW: Wonka, I would give you my answer in the form of a song.
Now Willow is singing "Yes I Will" by the Backstreet Boys.
I open my eyes I see your face
I cannot hide I can’t erase
The way you make me feel inside
You complete me boy, that’s why
Something about you makes me feel
Baby my heart wants to reveal
You’re down on your knees, You’re asking me
So these three words you wanna hear from me
Yes I will, take your hand and walk with you
Yes I will, so these three words I promise to
Yes I will, give you everything you need
And someday start a family with you
Yes I will, take your hand and walk with you
Yes I will, baby I promise to
Yes I will, give you everything you need
And someday start a family with you
Oh yes I will
This is no ordinary love
And I can never have enough
Of all the things you’ve given to me
My heart, my soul, my everything
Every night I thank you lord (I thank you lord)
For giving me the strength to love him more
And more each day I promise him
As long as he hear those three words
Yes I will, take your hand and walk with you
Yes I will, so these three words I promise to
Yes I will, give you everything you need
And someday start a family with you
Yes I will, take your hand and walk with you
Yes I will, baby I promise to
Yes I will, give you everything you need
And someday start a family with you
I stand beside you, in everything you do
Wherever you go, whatever you do
Baby I’ll be there (oh baby I will be there)
As God as my witness
I will carry this through
Till death do us part, I promise to you
Yes I will, take your hand and walk with you
Yes I will, Baby baby yes I promise to
Yes I will, give you everything you need
And start a family with you, baby
Yes I will
Yes I will
Yes I will, I promise you
Everything’s gonna be all right
It’s gonna be all right
I will.

WILLY WONKA: So is that a yes, Willow?
WILLOW: Yes I will marry you, Wonka.
Willy Wonka puts the ring on her ring finger on her left hand and then he stands up and gives her a passionate kiss. A few minutes later they break the kiss.
WILLY WONKA: We can't let anyone know we are getting married yet.
WILLOW: You mean I can't tell my family.
WILLY WONKA: I'm sorry but they can't know yet.
WILLOW: How would they not going to know if they see my ring?
WILLY WONKA: I guess you have to wear a glove on that hand.
WILLOW: I had a feeling you'll say that. By the way I have the perfect glove to wear.
WILLY WONKA: And what glove is that.
WILLOW (as she gets out her MJ sequin glove): This glove right here was the last thing my deceased husband, Michael Jackson gave me before he died.
WILLY WONKA: That's perfect.
So Willow put on her glove and now she is at home in her room looking out her window at Wonka's. A few minutes later she was with the rest of her family eating dinner.
TERRI: Baby girl, please take off that glove while you're eating. You don't want to get it dirty do you?
WILLOW: Mother, I can't take my glove off. Besides I know how to eat without getting my glove dirty.
JEFF: How?
Willow showed them how.
WILLOW: I've done this before.
Later that night Willow was in her bed dreaming about sleeping in Willy Wonka's embrace. Willy Wonka's was in his bed dreaming about having Willow sleep in his embrace.
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Chapter 7
The Big Day Arrives

The next day was the big day for the 5 golden ticket winners and the special golden ticket holder. Willow who is the holder of Wonka's special golden ticket was there without one of her parents there with her because her ticket said that she had to come alone.
~WONKA'S FACTORY GATES~
A large crowd is gathered, including reporters and a band.
MIKE: Hey, Mom, we're on TV! Hi, everybody in Marble Falls! Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface! How do I look?
(Cut to:) LOCAL REPORTER: You guys ready?
CAMERAMAN (O.C.): Yeah, you're on.
LOCAL REPORTER: Well, this is it folks. This is the big day, the historic day on which Willy Wonka has promised to open his gates and shower gifts on the five lucky winners. From all over the globe, people have gathered here waiting for the hour to strike, waiting to catch a glimpse of that legendary magician Mr. Willy Wonka.
(Cut to:) MR. BEUAREGARDE: Hi, friends. Sam Beauregarde here. The next time you're in Miles City, Montana, don't forget to visit Beauregarde's AutoMart . . .
VIOLET: (on "Beauregarde's") Cut it out, Dad; for heaven's sake, this is my show! Hi, Cornelia sweetie, I've still got it. And how's this for a stretch? (She stretches her gum down and lets go.)
(Cut to:) VERUCA: I want to go in first before anybody else.
MR. SALT: Anything you say, sweetheart.
(Cut to:) MRS. GLOOP: (taking food away from Augustus) Save some room for later, Augustus liebling [darling].
(Cut to:) CHARLIE: Grandpa?
GRANDPA JOE: Mmm?
CHARLIE: I don't believe it. We did it; we're actually going in.
GRANDPA JOE: We're going to see the greatest of them all: Mr. Willy Wonka!
(Cut to:) WILLOW: This is so exciting. I can't wait to see Willy Wonka again.
VERUCA: What do you mean again?
WILLOW: You'll find out later, Veruca.
MR. SALT: Where is your mom or dad?
WILLOW: Mr. Salt, I was suppose to come here without my mom or dad.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Why is that?
WILLOW: It says so on my golden ticket.
VIOLET: Why would your ticket say that and not ours?
WILLOW: My dear, Violet, I'm the holder of Wonka's special golden ticket.
MRS. GLOOP: Why did you get the special golden ticket.
WILLOW: You'll soon find out.
AUGUSTUS: When will we find out.
WILLOW: After we meet Mr. Wonka himself.
GRANDPA: May I ask how old you are my dear lady.
CHARLIE: Grandpa?
WILLOW: No it's ok, Charlie. I'm 32 years old.
WILLY WONKA (telepathically to Willow): Willow I want you to be the last to greet me.
WILLOW (telepathically to Wonka): Yes, I know Wonka.
WILLY WONKA (telepathically to Willow): That's my candygirl.
The clock strikes ten. Willy Wonka emerges; the crowd cheers until they see he is limping with a cane. At the end of the red carpet, he sticks the cane in the stones and performs an acrobatic somersault. The crowd applauds.
WILLY WONKA: Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, my friends. Welcome to my chocolate factory. (to the ticket holders) Would you come forward please?
MR. SALT: Veruca first! Get back, you! Come on, Veruca sweetheart!
Slugworth gives the thumbs up to Charlie.
CHARLIE: That's Slugworth! That's the one I've told you about!
WILLY WONKA: Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. I think you will. And now would you please show me your Golden Tickets.
VERUCA: I'm Veruca Salt.
WILLY WONKA: My dear Veruca, what a pleasure. And how pretty you look in that lovely mink coat.
VERUCA: I've got three others at home.
WILLY WONKA: And Mr. Salt, overjoyed to see you, sir. Would you just step over there for a minute.
AUGUSTUS: Augustus Gloop.
WILLY WONKA: Augustus, my dear boy, how good to see you--and in such fine shape. And this must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop. Just over there, dear lady.
VIOLET: Violet Beauregarde.
WILLY WONKA: Darling child, welcome to Wonka's.
VIOLET: What kind of gum you got here?
WILLY WONKA: Charming, charming!
WILLOW (telepathically to Wonka): You're charming yourself Wonka.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Sam Beauregarde here, Mr. Wonka.
WILLY WONKA: My dear sir, what a genuine pleasure.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: If ever you need anything in the automotive line, just call on Sam B, phone number's on the card. With Sam B, it's a guarantee.
MIKE: I'm Mike Teevee.
WILLY WONKA: Mike . . .
MIKE: Wham! (He pulls his gun.) You're dead!
WILLY WONKA: Wonderful to meet you, Mike. And Mrs. Teevee, how do you do? What an adorable little boy you have.
MRS. TEEVEE: Thank you.
WILLY WONKA: Just over there.
CHARLIE: Charlie Bucket.
WILLY WONKA: Well, well, Charlie Bucket, I read all about you in the papers. I'm so happy for you. And who is this gentleman?
CHARLIE: My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.
WILLY WONKA: Delighted to meet you, sir. Overjoyed, enraptured, entranced.
WILLOW: Wonka.
WILLY WONKA: Willow.
He gives her a hug in front of everyone. One of the reporters walks up to them.
LOCAL REPORTER: Excuse me Mr. Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Yes.
LOCAL REPORTER: I was wondering why you gave her a hug and no one else?
WILLY WONKA: Well I'll let her tell you.
Willow looks at Willy Wonka.
WILLOW: Well the truth is Willy Wonka and I know each other.
LOCAL REPORTER: How is that?
Willow looks at Willy Wonka and he nods his head.
WILLOW: You see, I along with my 49 younger brothers and sisters...
LOCAL REPORTER: I'm sorry did you say 49 brothers and sisters.
WILLOW: Yes I have 24 sisters and 25 brothers and altogether there is 50 of us and all 50 of us use to work here at the factory for Willy Wonka.
LOCAL REPORTER: What was your job?
Willow looked at Willy Wonka and again he nodded his head.
WILLOW: I was his assistant.
LOCAL REPORTER: Why was that?
WILLOW: Because I am the oldest amonst my brothers and sisters. So that's why he made me is assistant.
WILLY WONKA: There is another reason why.
Willow looks at Willy Wonka.
LOCAL REPORTER: What is that other reason?
WILLY WONKA: You'll all find out in due time, but now is not the right time to tell you.
LOCAL REPORTER: So is that the reason she got the special golden ticket?
WILLOW: Yes it was the reason.
WILLY WONKA: Now are we ready? Yes! Good! In we go!
They all enter the factory.
~ENTRANCE HALLWAY~
WILLY WONKA: Now: hats, coats, galoshes, over here. But hurry please, we have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.
VIOLET: When do I get my chocolate?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: First take off your coat, Violet.
MIKE: Boy, what weird looking coat hangers.
The hand coat hangers grab the clothes; the group gasps and screams, startled.
WILLY WONKA: Little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed. And as soon as your outer vestments are in hand, we'll begin. Now. Will the children kindly step up here.
As he pulls back a curtain to reveal a contract Willow is standing next to him.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: (mutters, reading)
MR. SALT: (mutters through his teeth, reading, then:) Floods, fire, frost, or frippery?
MIKE: Accidents? What kind of accidents?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: . . . Labor unions? . . . (Returns to muttering.)
MRS. TEEVEE: I didn't know we had to sign anything for this tour.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: . . . in trying to determine . . . (mutters)
VIOLET: I can't see what it says in the bottom.
WILLY WONKA: Violet? You first. Sign here.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hold it! Lemme through here, you kids. Violet, baby, don't you sign anything there. What's this all about?
WILLY WONKA: Standard form of contract.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka; I use 'em myself. They're strictly for suckers.
WILLY WONKA: Yes, but you wouldn't begrudge me a little protection. A drop.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: I don't sign anything without my lawyer.
MR. SALT: My Veruca don't sign anything either.
WILLY WONKA: Then she don't go in. I'm sorry, rules of the house.
VERUCA: I want to go in. Don't you dare stop me.
MR. SALT: I'm only trying to help you, sweetheart.
VERUCA: (to Violet) Gimme that pen. (to Mr. Salt) You're always making things difficult.
WILLY WONKA: Nicely handled, Veruca. She's a girl who knows where she's going. Violet . . .?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Wait a minute, what's all that small print there at the bottom?
WILLY WONKA: Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling. Mike? Augustus?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Violet. Violet!
MRS. TEEVEE: I assume there's an accident indemnity clause.
WILLY WONKA: Never between friends.
MIKE: Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy. Then he bumped her off.
WILLY WONKA: Clever.
CHARLIE: What about me, Grandpa?
GRANDPA JOE: Sign away, Charlie; we got nothing to lose.
VERUCA: Let's go in; come on!
WILLY WONKA: Patience, patience, little dear. Everything has to be in order. Everyone's signed?
MR. SALT: Doesn't Willow need to sign?
WILLOW: Mr. Salt, didn't you hear what I told the reporter outside earlier?
MR. SALT: No. What?
WILLOW: I use to work here in the factory.
WILLY WONKA: She's right and besides she knows all the rule in the factory.
MRS. TEEVEE: How long ago did you work here?
WILLOW: Over three years ago.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Is that true, Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Yes. Good. On we go! (opening lock) Ninety-nine . . . forty-four . . . one hundred percent pure. (He pushes open the door.) Just through the other door please.
~DEAD END HALLWAY~
They rush in; chaos ensues.
MR. SALT: Uh, Wonka, there's some mistake here . . .
MIKE: There is no other door.
VERUCA: There's no way out!
WILLY WONKA: Well I know there's a door here someplace.
MRS. GLOOP: (screams)
MR. BEAUREGARDE: I don't like this, Wonka; I don't like it at all!
MR. SALT: Is this a trick or something, Wonka?
MRS. GLOOP: Help! Mr. Wonka, help! I'm getting squashed! Save me!
WILLY WONKA: Is it my soul that calls upon my name?
VERUCA: Let me out or I'll scream!
MRS. TEEVEE: Somebody's touching me.
MR. SALT: Now look here, Wonka . . .
WILLY WONKA: Excuse me, question time will come at the end of the session. We must press on. Come along . . . come along . . . Ah, here we are.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Oh, don't be a darn fool, Wonka; that's the way we came in.
WILLY WONKA: It is? Are you sure?
MR. SALT: We've just come through there.
WILLY WONKA: Huh. How do you like that?
He leans against the door; it opens. The crowd emits "Oh"s and "Aw"s. During this:
VIOLET: It's all different . . .
WILLY WONKA: There we are . . .
MR. SALT: What is this, Wonka? Some kind of fun house?
WILLY WONKA: Why, having fun?
MRS. TEEVEE: I've had enough. I'm not going in there.
MR. BEAUREGADE: Come on, Violet, we're getting out of here.
WILLY WONKA: Oh, you can't get out backwards. You've gotta go forwards to go back. Better press on.
~SKEWED PERSPECTIVE ROOM~
Willy Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on.
CHARLIE: Hey, the room is getting smaller!
MRS. TEEVEE: No, it's not; he's getting bigger.
MR. SALT: He's at it again.
MIKE: Where's the chocolate?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: I doubt if there is any.
MR. SALT: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
WILLY WONKA: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
MRS. GLOOP: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door.
MR. SALT: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there.
WILLY WONKA: My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center of the entire Wonka Factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. And almost everything you will see is eatible. Edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.
AUGUSTUS: Let me in, I'm starving!
WILLY WONKA: Now, don't get overexcited! Don't lose your head, Augustus! We wouldn't want anyone to lose that! Yet. Now, the combination . . . This is a musical lock. (He plays the opening to Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro.")
MRS. TEEVEE: Rachmaninoff.
WILLY WONKA: Ladies and gentlemen . . . boys and girls . . .
~THE CHOCOLATE ROOM~
WILLY WONKA: (as the door opens) The chocolate room.

Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of Pure imagination
Take a look

(whips cane around)
And you'll see
Into your imagination

We'll begin

(whips cane around)
With a spin
Traveling in the world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy

(whips cane)
Explanation

(whips cane around)

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world

(pulls hair out of Mike's head)
There's nothing
To it

MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hurry up, Violet.
CHARLIE: This way, Grandpa.
WILLY WONKA: There is no life I know
To compare with Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no life I know
To compare with Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be

MRS. GLOOP: What a disgusting, dirty river.
MR. SALT: It's industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted.
WILLY WONKA: It's chocolate.
VERUCA: That's chocolate?!?
CHARLIE: That's chocolate.
VIOLET: A chocolate river.
GRANDPA JOE: That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
WILLY WONKA: Ten thousand gallons an hour. And look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing. It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. You know, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. (to Mr. Salt) But it's the only way if you want it just right . . .
CHARLIE: Grandpa, look over there across the river! They're little men!
GRANDPA JOE: Jumping Crocodiles, Charlie! Now we know who makes the chocolate.
MR. SALT: I never saw anybody with an orange face before. Funny-looking people, aren't they, Wonka?
MRS. TEEVEE: What are they doing there?
WILLY WONKA: It must be creaming and sugaring time.
VIOLET: Well they can't be real people.
WILLY WONKA: Well of course they're real people.
MR. SALT: Stuff and nonsense.
WILLY WONKA: No, Oompa Loompas.
THE GROUP: Oompa Loompas?!?
WILLY WONKA: From Loompaland.
MRS. TEEVEE: Loompaland? There's no such place.
WILLY WONKA: Excuse me, dear lady . . .
MRS. TEEVEE: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
WILLY WONKA: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
MR. SALT: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
WILLY WONKA: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
VERUCA: Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
MR. SALT: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
VERUCA: I want an Oompa Loompa now!
VIOLET: Can it, you nit!
AUGUSTUS (O.C.): Mmmmm . . . this stuff is terrific.
CHARLIE: Grandpa, look at Augustus.
GRANDPA JOE (O.C.): Don't worry, he can't drink it all.
MRS. GLOOP: Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later.
WILLY WONKA: Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don't do that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands. Plea--don't do that! Don't do that; you're contaminating my entire river. Please, I beg you, Augustus!
Augustus falls in; Mrs. Gloop and others scream.
MIKE: Man overboard.
WILLY WONKA: My chocolate!
AUGUSTUS: Help!
WILLY WONKA: My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate.
AUGUSTUS: Help!
MRS. GLOOP: Don't just stand there; do something!
WILLY WONKA: Help. Police. Murder.
GRANDPA JOE: Quick, Charlie, here!
CHARLIE: Quick, Augustus, grab this!
Augustus tries to grab the huge lollipop Charlie offers, but he sinks below the water.
MRS. TEEVEE: What--what's happening to him?
MR. SALT: It looks like he's drowning.
MRS. GLOOP: Dive in! Save him!
WILLY WONKA: Oh, it's too late.
MRS. GLOOP: Too late?
WILLY WONKA: Oh, he's had it now; the suction's got him.
MR. SALT: What suction?
MRS. GLOOP: Augustus, come back. Where is he?
WILLY WONKA: Watch the pipe.
VERUCA: How long is he going to stay down, Daddy?
MRS. GLOOP: He can't swim.
WILLY WONKA: There's no better time to learn.
MIKE: There's his coat going up the pipe.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Call a plumber.
MR. SALT: He's stuck in the pipe there, isn't he, Wonka? It's his stomach that's done that.
AUGUSTUS: (stuck in the pipe) Heeelllp! Heeelllp!
VIOLET: He's blocking all the chocolate.
GRANDPA JOE: Well, what happens now?
WILLY WONKA: Oh, the pressure'll get him out. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.
Commotion.
MR. SALT: I wonder how long it's gonna take him to push through.
WILLY WONKA: The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
MR. SALT: He, he's gonna go up this time. He--he-- Go on, boy, go on!
MRS. GLOOP: This is terrible.
CHARLIE: He'll never get out!
GRANDPA JOE: Yes, he will, Charlie. Watch. Remember you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun?
Augustus shoots up the pipe.
MRS. GLOOP: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!
WILLY WONKA: Impossible, my dear lady, that's absurd! Unthinkable!
MRS. GLOOP: Why?
WILLY WONKA: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room; it goes to the fudge room.
MRS. GLOOP: You terrible man.
Willy Wonka plays a short tune on the pipe whistle; an Oompa Loompa comes over.
MR. SALT: Who said that?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: What the heck is that?
GRANDPA JOE: He's got a whistle.
WILLY WONKA: Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room, but look sharp! Or her little boy is liable to get poured into the boiler.
MRS. GLOOP: You've boiled him up, I know it!
WILLY WONKA: Nihil desperandum [Nothing to despair], dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu! Auf wiedersehen! Gesundheit. Farewell.

OOMPA LOOMPAS: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not greed you will go far
You will live in happiness to
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do

MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hey, what kind of place you running here anyhow, Wonka?
WONKA: Uhhhh . . . mesdames et messieurs, maintenant nous allons faire grand petit voyage par bateau. [Ladies and Gentlemen, now we are going for a great little boat trip.]
MR. SALT: What's he talking about?
WILLY WONKA: Voulez-vous entrer le Wonkatania? [Do you want to come on the Wonkatania?] The Wonkatania floats down the river.
CHARLIE: Wow, what a boat.
GRANDPA JOE: Ohhhh, looks good enough to eat.
MR. SALT: That's quite a nice little canoe you've got there, Wonka.
WILLY WONKA: All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. All aboard, everybody.
MR. SALT: Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca.
GRANDPA JOE: If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid.
MR. SALT: You sure this thing'll float, eh, Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured.
MRS. TEEVEE: She's tres joli [very pretty], but is she seaworthy?
WILLY WONKA: Nothing to worry about, my dear lady. I take good care of my guests.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid over there, that's for sure.
WILLY WONKA: Everybody aboard? You're going to love this. Just love it.
The boat begins to sail. Willow is seating on Willy Wonka's right leg with her left arm wrapped around him and his right arm wrapped around her.
MRS. TEEVE: Why is she seating on your lap, Mr. Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: She gets to because...
WILLOW: Because it says so in my special golden ticket.
VERUCA: Hey, Daddy, I want a boat like this. A beautiful paddle boat, that's what I want.
GRANDPA JOE: What she wants is a good kick in the pants.
MRS. TEEVEE: I think I'm gonna be seasick.
WILLY WONKA: Here, try one of these.
MRS. TEEVEE: What are they?
WILLY WONKA: Rainbow drops. Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors.
VIOLET: (picking her nose) Spitting's a dirty habit.
WILLY WONKA: I know a worse one.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: What business you in, Salt?
MR. SALT: Nuts.
The boat heads into the tunnel.
MR. SALT: Hang on, where are we going?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: I don't know, but I don't like the looks of that tunnel up there. Hey, Wonka, I want off!
WILLY WONKA: 'Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!
~THE TUNNEL~
Commotion. Disgusting images flash on the wall.
VERUCA: I don't like this ride, Daddy.
WILLY WONKA: Faster!
MR. SALT: Wonka, do me a favor? Tell those people to stop paddling back there.
WILLY WONKA: Faster!
MRS. TEEVEE: We're going too fast!
WILLY WONKA: Faster! Faster!
VIOLET: We're gonna sink, I know it!
VERUCA: Why doesn't he stop the boat?
WILLY WONKA: Faster!
MR. SALT: Hang on, darling! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!
MIKE: What's happening?
WILLY WONKA: Faster!
VIOLET: What is this, a freak-out?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hey, this isn't funny, Wonka!
MR. SALT: You can't possibly see where you're going, Wonka!
WILLY WONKA: You're right. I can't.
MIKE: Boy, what a great series this would make.
MR. SALT: Wonka . . .
CHARLIE: This is kind of strange . . .
GRANDPA JOE: Yeah, strange, Charlie, but it's fun! Ha ha!
MIKE: This is terrific!
MRS. TEEVEE: Ugghhhhhh . . .
MR. SALT: How much to get off the boat, Wonka?
MRS. TEEVEE: Ugghhh . . . I think I'm gonna be sick.
MR. SALT: I can take a joke, but this has gone too far.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Tell that little guy to turn us around, Wonka!
MRS. TEEVEE: Aaaaaaa! Now I am gonna be sick!
VERUCA: Save me, Daddy!
CHARLIE: (reacting when Slugworth's face appears on the wall) Grandpa!
GRANDPA: It couldn't be.
A few screams . . .
WILLY WONKA: There's no earthly way of knowing
MR. SALT: Heh, heh . . . he's singing . . .
WILLY WONKA: Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing

MR. SALT: (echoing) Rowing . . .
WILLY WONKA: Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining
Is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing


[spoken:]Bleh!
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
Willy Wonka screams. Chaos.
VERUCA: Oh, make him stop, Daddy!
MR. SALT: Wonka, this has gone far enough!
WILLY WONKA: Quite right, sir! Stop the boat!
~HALLWAY OUTSIDE INVENTING ROOM~
WILLY WONKA: We're there.
MRS. TEEVEE: Where?
WILLY WONKA: Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. All ashore!
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Let me off this crate!
MIKE: Now why don't they show stuff like that on TV?
MRS. TEEVEE: I don't know.
MR. SALT: What a nightmare.
VERUCA: Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
Charlie and Grandpa Joe read a sign.
CHARLIE: Dairy cream . . .
GRANDPA JOE: Whipped cream . . .
CHARLIE: Coffee cream . . .
GRANDPA JOE: Vanilla cream . . .
CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: Hair cream?
WILLY WONKA: Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit. [My friends (masters), please give me your attention.]
MRS. TEEVEE: That's not French.
WILLY WONKA: Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik. [You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the most secret room of my factory.]
MR. SALT: I can't take much more of this.
WILLY WONKA: Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room. [Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room.] Now remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling.
GRANDPA JOE: No telling what?
WILLY WONKA: You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes, so don't touch a thing!
~THE INVENTING ROOM~
Various contraptions bubble, churn, and whistle.
GRANDPA JOE: Inventing room? It looks more like a Turkish bath to me.
CHARLIE: Even if Slugworth did get in here, he couldn't find anything.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: You got a garbage strike going on here, Wonka?
MRS. TEEVEE: Who does your cleaning up?
MR. SALT: Shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves? You'll have the health inspectors after you, you know that, don't you.
WILLY WONKA: (as he mixes a concoction) Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, . . . six percent electricity, . . . four percent evaporation, . . . and two percent butterscotch ripple. (He tastes.)
MRS. TEEVEE: That's a hundred and five percent!
MR. SALT: Any good?
WILLY WONKA: (high, Muppet-like voice) Yes! Excuse me . . . (to Veruca) Time is a precious thing. Never waste it. (He throws an alarm clock into the cauldron.)
VERUCA: He's absolutely bonkers.
CHARLIE: And that's not bad.
MIKE: (eating something) Mmmm . . .

WILLY WONKA: In springtime, the only pretty ring time
Birds sing, hey ding
A-ding, a-ding
Sweet lovers love the spring--

An explosion in Mike's mouth knocks him backwards.
MRS. TEEVEE: Mike!
WILLY WONKA: I told you not to, silly boy.
MRS. TEEVEE: Your teeth!
MIKE: Boy, that's great stuff.
WILLY WONKA: That's exploding candy for your enemies. Great idea, isn't it. Not ready yet, though, still too weak. Needs more gelignite. (He puts sneakers into a pot.)
MR. SALT: What's that for?
WILLY WONKA: Gives it a little kick.
MR. SALT: Wonka? Butterscotch . . . butter gin . . . you've got something going on inside of here?
WILLY WONKA: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (Tests a pot.) Aaa!
VIOLET: What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Too cold. Far too cold.
MR. SALT: That's gourmet cooking for you.
Mr. Beauregarde tries to look into the Everlasting Gobstopper machine; a buzzer goes off.
WILLY WONKA: No! Don't. Please. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth.
CHARLIE: What's it do?
WILLY WONKA: Would you like to see?
CHARLIE: Yeah.
Willy Wonka pushes a button. The machine goes through a long process, then produces Everlasting Gobstoppers.
CHARLIE: But what's it do?
WILLY WONKA: Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.
VIOLET: Did you say "Everlasting Gobstoppers"? (Willy Wonka mouths the last words with her.)
WILLY WONKA: That's right. For children with very little pocket money. You can suck 'em forever.
VERUCA: I want an Everlasting Gobstopper.
VIOLET: Me too!
MIKE: And me!
WILLY WONKA: Fantastic invention. Revolutionize the industry. You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller. Never. At least I don't think they do. A few more tests.
MIKE: How do you make 'em?
WILLY WONKA: I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time. Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper?
The children say "Me!" or "I do!"
WILLY WONKA: I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live. Agreed?
Veruca crosses her fingers behind her back.
CHILDREN: Agreed.
WILLY WONKA: Good. (He hands them out.) One for you, and one for you, and one for you.
GRANDPA JOE: Eh, what about Charlie?
WILLY WONKA: And one for Charlie.
VERUCA: Hey, she's got two. I want another one!
VIOLET: Stop squawking, you twit!
WILLY WONKA: Everybody has had one, and one is enough for anybody. Now come along. Now over here, if you'll follow me, I have something rather special to show you.
MR. SALT: Well, it's special, all right. I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one. (He laughs.)
MIKE: What a contraption.
WILLY WONKA: Isn't she scrumptious?
WILLOW (whispers to Wonka): You're scrumptious, yourself Wonka.
WILLY WONKA: She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. Now: button, button, who's got the button?
CHARLIE: It's over there.
WILLY WONKA: Here?
CHARLIE: Yeah.
WILLY WONKA: (pushes the button; the contraption begins to work) What you are witnessing, dear friends, is the most enormous miracle of the machine age: the creation of a confectionery giant! Finito!
VERUCA: That's all?
WILLY WONKA: That's all?!? Don't you know what this is?
VIOLET: By gum, it's gum!
WILLY WONKA: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
VIOLET: What's so fab about it?
WILLY WONKA: This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.
MR. SALT: Bull.
WILLY WONKA: No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet.
VIOLET: (grabbing the gum) I don't care.
WILLY WONKA: Oh, I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.
VIOLET: So long as it's gum, then that's for me.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Violet, now don't you do anything stupid.
VIOLET: (sighs in disgust)
CHARLIE: What's it taste like?
VIOLET: Madness! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious!
WILLY WONKA: Stop, don't . . .
CHARLIE: Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka?
GRANDPA JOE: Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.
VIOLET: (continuous) And every chew gets better and better! Mmmm . . . this sure is great soup. Hey, second course is coming up! Roast beef and a baked potato! Mmmm.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: With sour cream? (He laughs.) What's for dessert, baby?
VIOLET: Dessert? Here it comes. Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted!
CHARLIE: Look at her face!
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Holy Toledo, what's happening to your face?
VIOLET: Cool it, Dad! Lemme finish.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Yeah, but your face is turning blue! Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!
VIOLET: What are you talking about?
WILLY WONKA: I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: You can say that again. Look what it's done to my kid!
WILLY WONKA: It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Violet, what are you doing now?!? You're blowing up!
VIOLET: I feel funny.
GRANDPA JOE: I'm not surprised.
VIOLET: What's happening?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: You're blowing up like a balloon!
WILLY WONKA: Like a blueberry.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Somebody do something! Call a doctor!
MRS. TEEVEE: Stick her with a pin.
CHARLIE: She'll pop!
WILLY WONKA: It happens every time! They all become blueberries.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: You've really done it this time, haven't you, Wonka. I'll break you for this.
WILLY WONKA: Oh, well, I'll get it right in the end.
VIOLET: Help! Help!
Wonka plays the pipe whistle.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: We've got to let the air out of her, quick!
WILLY WONKA: There's no air in there.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hmm?
WILLY WONKA: That's juice.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Juice?!?
WILLY WONKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once, please.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: What for?
WILLY WONKA: For squeezing. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Explodes?!?
WILLY WONKA: It's a fairly simple operation.

OOMPA LOOMPAS: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you (oo oo oo)
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

MR. BEAUREGARDE: I'll get even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do! I got a blueberry for a daughter . . . (The Oompa Loompa leads him away.)
WILLY WONKA: Where is fancy bread? In the heart, or in the head? Shall we roll on? (An Oompa Loompa hands him his cane) Thank you. (to the group) Well, well, well . . . two naughty, nasty little children gone. Three good, sweet little children left. Hurry, please, long way to go yet.
~WALLPAPER ROOM~
WILLY WONKA: Wait a minute. Must show you this. Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls. Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it.
GRANDPA JOE: Oh.
MIKE: Mmm, I got a plum.
CHARLIE: Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real.
WILLY WONKA: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
VERUCA: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
WILLY WONKA: We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.
~FIZZY LIFTING ROOM~
WILLY WONKA: Something very unusual in here. Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink. Yet.
CHARLIE: What's it making, Mr. Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Fizzy Lifting Drinks. They fill you with gas, and the gas is so terrifically lifting that it lifts you right off the ground like a balloon.
VERUCA: Oh, isn't it high! Gosh!
WILLY WONKA: But I daren't sell it yet. It's still too powerful.
MIKE: Come on, let us try some! Please?
VERUCA: Oh, let us try some. Don't be mean!
WILLY WONKA: No, no, no. Absolutely not. There'd be children floating around all over the place. Come along now; don't hang about. You're going to be wild about this next room.
All but Charlie and Grandpa Joe exit.
GRANDPA JOE: Let's take a drink, Charlie; nobody's watching.
CHARLIE: Yeah.
GRANDPA JOE: A small one won't hurt us. (He opens a bottle and drinks.) Mmmm, not bad. (Charlie drinks.) Well?
CHARLIE: Nothing's happening.
GRANDPA JOE: You're right, Charlie. I can't understand WHYYYY . . . oh, oh, oh, I feel terribly strange . . .
CHARLIE: What do we do now, Grandpa?
GRANDPA JOE: I don't know, Charlie, but AAAAAA! OH, OH! We're in big trouble! Mr. Wonka isn't gonna like this.
CHARLIE: We can't stay up here all day!
GRANDPA JOE: You're right, Charlie, but--
CHARLIE: I'm gonna try and get down.
GRANDPA JOE: All right, Charlie, but please . . . be very careful.
CHARLIE: Hey, it's fun, Grandpa! It works! Come on in, the air's fine!
GRANDPA JOE: Oh, I don't know, Charlie. I haven't been swimming in twenty years, I--
CHARLIE: (on "haven't") Come on, give me your hand.
GRANDPA JOE: I don't think I ought to . . . Oh. Oh! This is great!
CHARLIE: (shooting upward) Hey, try this, Grandpa! Whee!
GRANDPA JOE: All right, Charlie, wait for me! Wheeeeee!
CHARLIE: Wheeeee!
GRANDPA JOE: I'm a shooting star!
CHARLIE: I'm a rocket! Grandpa, this is really great.
GRANDPA JOE: Look, I'm a bird! I feel light as a feather. Look down, Charlie. We're really high now.
CHARLIE: Watch this, Grandpa. (He somersaults.)
GRANDPA JOE: Wonderful, Charlie.
CHARLIE: Wow. Try it, Grandpa.
GRANDPA JOE: Oh, I don't know, I . . .
CHARLIE: Come on, Grandpa.
GRANDPA JOE: All right. (He somersaults.)
CHARLIE: Hey, you did it, Grandpa.
GRANDPA JOE: Ohhhh . . . ohhhh, I think I hit an air pocket.
CHARLIE: You can fly to the moon this way.
GRANDPA JOE: Let's just fly south for the winter.
CHARLIE: Why not? I'm a bird!
GRANDPA JOE: I'm a plane!
CHARLIE: I'm . . . going too high! Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down! Help! Grandpa, the fan!
GRANDPA JOE: Stay away from it, Charlie; it'll chop us to bits! We're in trouble, Charlie. I can't stop!
CHARLIE: It's pulling me in!
GRANDPA JOE: I can't stop! I can't stop!
CHARLIE: What do we do?
GRANDPA JOE: Grab hold of something, quick!
CHARLIE: There's nothing to grab on to! Help! We're gonna get killed!
GRANDPA JOE: Help! Help!
CHARLIE: Help!
GRANDPA JOE: Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan! Oh! Oh! (He burps.) Oooo, I'm going down! Quick, Charlie, burp, burp! If you don't get down you'll be chopped into ribbons!
CHARLIE: Help! I can't! Help!
GRANDPA JOE: You've gotta burp, Charlie. It's the only way.
CHARLIE: (burps)
GRANDPA JOE: 'Atta boy. Burp again. (Charlie continues to burp.) 'Atta boy, come on. Ahhhh, that's wonderful, Charlie.
The two burp back and forth.
GRANDPA JOE: Grab onto me, Charlie. We're gonna be all right now. (They land.) Good boy. From now on, we keep our feet on the ground. Come on, let's catch up to the others!
One last burp.
~THE GEESE ROOM~
WILLY WONKA: I know what you're thinking: They can't be doing what they're doing. But they are. They have to. I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it. These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. As you can see, they're larger than ordinary geese. As a matter of fact, they're quadruple size geese which produce octuple size eggs. They're laying overtime right now for Easter.
MIKE: But Easter's over!
WILLY WONKA: Ssshhh . . . (He covers Mike's mouth.) They don't know that. I'm trying to get ahead for next year.
MR. SALT: What happens if they drop one of those eggs, Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: An omelet fit for a king, sir.
VERUCA: Are they chocolate eggs?
WILLY WONKA: Golden chocolate eggs. That's a great delicacy. But I wouldn't get too close. The geese are very temperamental. That's why we have the Eggdicator.
MRS. TEEVEE: Eggdi-what?
WILLY WONKA: The Eggdicator. The Eggdicator can tell the difference between a good egg and a bad egg. If it's a good egg, it's shined up and shipped out all over the world. But if it's a bad egg . . . down the chute.
GRANDPA JOE: It's an educated Eggdicator.
MR. SALT: It's a lot of nonsense.
WILLY WONKA: (singing) A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
VERUCA: Hey, Daddy, I want a golden goose.
CHARLIE: Here we go again.
MR. SALT: All right, sweetheart, all right. Daddy'll get you a golden goose as soon as we get home.
VERUCA: No, I want one of those!
MR. SALT: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?
WILLY WONKA: They're not for sale.
MR. SALT: Name your price.
WILLY WONKA: She can't have one.
VERUCA: Who says I can't?
MR. SALT: The man with the funny hat.
VERUCA: I want one! I want a golden goose!

Gooses,
Geeses,
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
MR. SALT: It will, sweetheart.
VERUCA: At least a hundred a day
MR. SALT: Anything you say
VERUCA: And by the way . . .
MR. SALT: What.
VERUCA: I want a feast
MR. SALT: You ate before you came to the factory.
VERUCA: I want a bean feast
MR. SALT: Huh, one of those.
VERUCA: Cream buns and donuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts

MR. SALT: You can have all those things when you get home.
VERUCA: No, now!
I want a ball
I want a part
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and--
Give it to me

MR. SALT: Later.
VERUCA: (elbowing Mr. Salt in the stomach) Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with roomfuls of laughters
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes and now!

Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it noooooooooooooooooooow

Veruca, deemed a Bad Egg by the Eggdicator, falls down the chute.
WILLY WONKA: She was a bad egg.
MR. SALT: Um . . . where's she gone?
WILLY WONKA: Where all the other bad eggs go: down the garbage chute.
MR. SALT: (laughing) The garbage chute. Where does it lead to?
WILLY WONKA: To the furnace.
MR. SALT: (laughing heartily) To the furnace. She'll be sizzled like a sausage.
WILLY WONKA: Well not necessarily. She could be stuck just inside the tube.
MR. SALT: Inside the . . .? Hold on! Veruca, sweetheart, Daddy's coming!
He jumps down the Eggdicator chute.
WILLY WONKA: There's gonna be a lot of garbage today.
GRANDPA JOE: Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.
CHARLIE: What's that?
GRANDPA JOE: Veruca went first.
CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?
WILLY WONKA: Hmmm . . . well, I think that furnace is lit only every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they.

OOMPA LOOMPAS: Oompa loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doomadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The Mother and the Father

Oompa Loompa Doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doomapadee do

WILLY WONKA: I don't understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits. Well, we still have each other. Shall we press on?
MRS. TEEVEE: Mr. Wonka, can't we sit down for a minute? The pace is killing me.
WILLY WONKA: My dear lady, transportation has already been arranged.
~WONKAMOBILE ROOM~
Oompa Loompas fill the Wonkamobile with soda. Willow isn't going on the Wonkamobile because Willy Wonka told her to meet them over by the Wonkavision room.
WILLY WONKA: Behold the Wonkamobile. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Places, please, the dance is about to begin. Better grab a seat, they're going fast.
GRANDPA JOE: Mr. Wonka, what's that they're filling it up with?
WILLY WONKA: Oh, ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles, bubble-ade, bubble cola, double cola, double bubble burp-a-cola, and all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. Few people realize what tremendous power there is in one of those things.
GRANDPA JOE: Sorry I asked.
MIKE: You think Slugworth would pay extra to know about this?
MRS. TEEVEE: Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.
WILLY WONKA: Everybody set?
CHARLIE: Is this gonna go fast, Grandpa?
GRANDPA JOE: It should, Charlie. It's got more gas in it than a politician.
WILLY WONKA: Now hold on tight. I'm gonna really open her up this time and see what she can do. Swifter than eagles . . . stronger than lions . . .
Bubble suds begin to spray out at everyone.
MIKE AND MRS. TEEVEE: Ohhhhhhhh!
WILLY WONKA: Must be a leak in the distilling tubes.
CHARLIE: Grandpa!
GRANDPA JOE: I'm getting it too!
WILLY WONKA: Martha! Martha! Du entschwandest [Martha! Martha! You have vanished]
MIKE: It's getting in my eye!
WILLY WONKA: (continuous) Ah, mein gluck nahmst du mit dir [My happiness you take with you]
MRS. TEEVEE: Oh, it's even in my shoes! I'm soaked! It'll never come out!
MIKE: It's sticking to my gun.
WILLY WONKA: (continuous) Geht es hin wo du entschwandest [Does it go where you have vanished]
Oder teile es mit mir. [Or (Do you) share it with me.]

MRS. TEEVEE: Oh, my dress, my hair, my face! Ohhhhhh . . . I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!
They go through the Hsawaknow.
MRS. TEEVEE: I'm dry cleaned!
CHARLIE: Hey, Grandpa, what was that we just went through?
WILLY WONKA: Hsawaknow.
MRS. TEEVEE: Is that Japanese?
WILLY WONKA: No, that's "Wonkawash" spelled backwards. That's it, ladies and gentlemen. The journey is over.
GRANDPA JOE: Finest bath I've had in twenty years.
CHARLIE: Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka.
MRS. TEEVEE: You mean that's as far as it goes?
MIKE: Couldn't we have walked?
WILLY WONKA: If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. Now would you all please put these on. (They take white coats and goggles.) We have to be very careful. There's dangerous stuff inside.
~WONKAVISION ROOM~
WILLY WONKA: Wonkavision: my very latest and greatest invention.
MIKE: It's television.
WILLY WONKA: Uh, it's Wonkavision. Now I suppose you all know how ordinary television works. You photograph something and--
MIKE: Sure, I do. You photograph something, and then the photograph is split up into millions of tiny pieces, and they go whizzing through the air down to your TV set where they're all put together again in the right order.
WILLY WONKA: You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak. So I said to myself, "If they can do it with a photograph, why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate?" I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other. It has to be big because whenever you transmit something by television, it always ends up smaller on the other end. Goggles on, please. Lights, camera, action!
MRS. TEEVEE: (screams)
WILLY WONKA: You can remove your goggles.
CHARLIE: Where's the chocolate?
WILLY WONKA: It's flying over our heads in a million pieces. Now watch the screen. Here it comes. There it is. Take it.
MIKE: How can you take it? It's just a picture.
WILLY WONKA: All right, you take it.
CHARLIE: It's real.
WILLY WONKA: Taste it; it's delicious. It's just gotten smaller, that's all.
CHARLIE: It's perfect.
MRS. TEEVEE: It's unbelievable.
GRANDPA JOE: It's a miracle.
MIKE: It's a TV dinner.
WILLY WONKA: It's Wonkavision.
GRANDPA JOE: It could change the world.
WILLOW (thinking): Wonka looks so sexy in that white coat.
MIKE: Mr. Wonka, can you send other things? Not just chocolate, I mean.
WILLY WONKA: Anything you like.
MIKE: What about . . . people?
WILLY WONKA: People? Hmmm . . . I don't really know. I suppose I could. Yes, I'm sure I could. I'm pretty sure I could. But it might have some messy results.
MIKE: Look at me; I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television!
MRS. TEEVEE: Mike, get away from that thing!
WILLY WONKA: Stop, don't, come back . . .
MIKE: Lights, camera, action!
MRS. TEEVEE: Mike! Where are you?
GRANDPA JOE: He's up there, in a million pieces!
MRS. TEEVEE: Mike! Are you there?
WILLY WONKA: No good shouting here. Watch the screen.
MRS. TEEVEE: Mike? Why's he taking so long?
CHARLIE: Million pieces take a long time to put together.
MRS. TEEVEE: Oh, where are they?
WILLY WONKA: There's definitely something coming through.
MRS. TEEVEE: Is it Mike?
WILLY WONKA: Well it's hard to tell, but I--
MRS. TEEVEE: (wailing at the sight of Mike, now shrunk) Ooooooooh ho-hoooooh!
GRANDPA JOE: Our little group is getting smaller by the minute.
MIKE: Look at me, everybody; I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television. Wow, what a wild trip that was. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. Am I coming in clear? Hey, Mom, I said, "Am I coming in clear?"
WILLY WONKA: Great. He's completely unharmed.
MRS. TEEVEE: You call that unharmed?
MIKE: Wow, that was something. Can I do it again?
MRS. TEEVEE: No, there'll be nothing left.
MIKE: Don't worry about a thing, Mom; I feel fine. I'm famous. I'm a TV star. Wait 'til the kids back home hear about this.
MRS. TEEVEE: Nobody's gonna hear about this.
MIKE: Where are you taking me? I don't want to go in there!
Mrs. Teevee puts Mike in her purse.
MIKE (in the purse): Hey, let me out! It's dark in here.
MRS. TEEVEE: Be quiet. (to Mr. Wonka) Well . . .
MIKE (in the purse): Come on, Mom, I want to be on TV.
WILLY WONKA: Well, fortunately small boys are extremely springy and elastic, . . .
MIKE (in the purse): Let me out, Mom, or I'll gnaw*** my way out.
WILLY WONKA: (continuous) . . . so I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick.
MIKE (in the purse): I'm warning you, Mom; there's a nail file in here . . .
MRS. TEEVEE: Taffy . . .
WILLY WONKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful.
MIKE (in the purse): (on "You'll") If you don't let me out, I'll [smear your lipstick]*** all over everything.
MRS. TEEVEE: (losing it) T-t-taffy pull-- (as the Oompa Loompa whispers to Willy Wonka) Oh, what's he saying?
Mike continues to protest.***
WILLY WONKA: (to the Oompa Loompa) No, no, I won't hold you responsible.
Mrs. Teevee faints backwards into Grandpa Joe's arms.
WILLY WONKA: And now, my dearest lady, it's time to say goodbye. (Mrs. Teevee emits a noise.) No, no, don't speak. For some moments in life there are no words. Run along now. (The Oompa Loompas drag her out.) Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow.

OOMPA LOOMPAS: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV
A pain in the neck and an I.Q. of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials.

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not greed you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the
Oompa
Oompa Loompa Doompadee do.

~OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE~
WILLY WONKA: So much to do, so much to do, invoices and bills, letters . . . I must answer that note from the queen.
CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka, what's gonna happen to the other kids? Augustus, Veruca?
WILLY WONKA: My dear boy, I promise you they'll be quite all right. When they leave here, they'll be completely restored to their normal, terrible old selves. But maybe they'll be a little bit wiser for the wear. Anyway, don't worry about them.
GRANDPA JOE: Eh, what do we do now, Mr. Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: Oh, yes, well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Excuse me for not showing you out. Straight up the stairs. You'll find the way. I'm terribly busy. Whole day wasted. Goodbye to you both. Goodbye. (He enters his office.)
CHARLIE: What happened? Did we do something wrong?
GRANDPA JOE: I don't know, Charlie. But I'm gonna find out.
They enter the office.
~WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE~
Everything is cut in half.
GRANDPA JOE: Mr. Wonka?
WILLY WONKA: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
GRANDPA JOE: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. The lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. When does he get it?
WILLY WONKA: He doesn't.
GRANDPA JOE: Why not?
WILLY WONKA: Because he broke the rules.
GRANDPA JOE: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?
WILLY WONKA: Wrong, sir, wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
WILLOW (thinking): Wonka is so gorgeous when he's angry.
GRANDPA JOE: You're a crook! You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are. How can you do a thing like this? Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces. You're an inhuman monster!
WILLY WONKA: I said Good Day!
GRANDPA JOE: Come on, Charlie, let's get out of here. I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do. If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one.
Long pause.
CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka . . .
Charlie leaves the Gobstopper on Willy Wonka's desk.
WILLY WONKA: So shines a good deed in a weary world. Charlie . . . my boy . . . You won! You did it! You did it! I knew you would; I just knew you would. Oh, Charlie, forgive me for putting you through this. Please, forgive me. Come in, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.
Wilkinson--formerly known as Slugworth--enters.
WILKINSON: Pleasure.
CHARLIE: Slugworth!
WILLY WONKA: No, no, that's not Slugworth. He works for me.
CHARLIE: For you?
WILLY WONKA: I had to test you, Charlie. And you passed the test. You won!
GRANDPA JOE: Won what?
WILLY WONKA: The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot.
CHARLIE: The chocolate?
WILLY WONKA: The chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that's just the beginning. We have to get on, we have to get on; we have so much time, and so little to do. Strike that. Reverse it. This way please. We'll take the Wonkavator. Ladies first and that means Willow. Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir. This is the Great Glass Wonkavator.
GRANDPA JOE: It's an elevator.
WILLY WONKA: It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways and slantways and longways and backways . . .
CHARLIE: And frontways?
WILLY WONKA: . . . and squareways and frontways and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons. Just press a button and ZING! You're off. And up until now I've pressed them all . . . except one. This one. Go ahead, Charlie.
CHARLIE: Me? (He pushes the button.)
WILLY WONKA: There it goes. Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. Faster, faster . . . If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through.
CHARLIE: Get through what?
WILLY WONKA: Ah-ha!
GRANDPA JOE: You mean we're going . . .?
WILLY WONKA: Up and out!
GRANDPA JOE: But this roof is made of glass. It'll shatter into a thousand pieces. We'll be cut to ribbons!
WILLY WONKA: Probably. Hold on, everybody. Here it comes.
The Wonkavator crashes through the roof and flies into the sky.
GRANDPA JOE: You did it, Mr. Wonka, congratulations!
WILLY WONKA: Get up. Take a look.
CHARLIE: Grandpa, our town looks so pretty from up here.
GRANDPA JOE: Yeah, look over here, Charlie. I think I see our house.
CHARLIE: Wow.
GRANDPA JOE: It really looks beautiful.
CHARLIE: There's my school, Grandpa.
WILLY WONKA: How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie?
CHARLIE: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world.
WILLY WONKA: I'm very pleased to hear you say that because I'm giving it to you. That's all right, isn't it?
GRANDPA JOE: You're giving Charlie the--?
WILLY WONKA: I can't live here forever because you see Willow and I are soon to be married. So, who can I trust to run the factory when we leave for our honeymoon and take care of the Oompa Loompas for me? Not a grownup. A grownup would want to do everything his own way, not mine. That's why I decided a long time ago I had to find a child. A very honest, loving child to whom I can tell all my most precious candy making secrets.
CHARLIE: And that's why you sent out the Golden Tickets.
WILLY WONKA: That's right. So the factory's yours, Charlie; you can move in immediately.
GRANDPA JOE: And me?
WILLY WONKA: Absolutely.
CHARLIE: What happens to the rest of--
WILLY WONKA: The whole family. I want you to bring them all. (Charlie hugs him.) But Charlie . . . don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
CHARLIE: What happened?
WILLY WONKA: He lived happily ever after.
GRANDPA JOE: So when did you ask her to marry you?
WILLY WONKA: Yesterday.
CHARLIE: How long have you to been together?
WILLY WONKA: Since she first started working for me.
GRANDPA JOE: So this whole time you two have been secretly dating?
WILLY WONKA: Yes.
WILLOW: We couldn't tell anyone about that.
WILLY WONKA: That's true.
WILLOW: Even my friends and family don't know about us yet.
CHARLIE: When will everyone else know?
WILLY WONKA: Tomorrow.
WILLOW (shocked): Tomorrow!?!
WILLY WONKA: Yes my sweet candygirl, tomorrow is when we'll announce to the world about us being together this whole time.
At that Willow gave Willy Wonka a passionate hug and kiss right in front of Charlie and Grandpa Joe. Later that night Willow was in her room dreaming about sleeping in Willy Wonka's embrace. Willy Wonka was in his bed dreaming about having Willow sleep in his embrace.
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