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    birthday jokes

    Post by TheILJ on Wed May 19, 2010 11:20 pm

    # When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.


    # My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?



    # My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.



    # It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

    That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.




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    Re: birthday jokes

    Post by Smooth Criminal on Thu May 20, 2010 9:30 am

    Lol like the last one... Razz


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