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    TheILJ
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    good and bad news

    Post by TheILJ on Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:41 am

    An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

    Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

    Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

    Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"

    Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."

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    Re: good and bad news

    Post by HealTheWorld on Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:22 pm

    Nice xD I like that one!
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    Re: good and bad news

    Post by Mjk on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:58 am

    hahaah!!!lolzzzzzzzz!~

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